It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission

[rustydog]

Kiss my ass Rush Limpballs.
It is so much easier to say: "I'm sorry I called you a slut." Rather than saying: "Can I call you a slut on my National radio show and try to shame you into shutting up?"

Your "apology" is nothing of the kind. I sincerely hope your victim does not accept it, and if she does, I hope she accepts it in the manner it was proffered.

[BumRushDaShow]

1. That is always how they operate. n/t

[Electric Monk]

2. Reminds me of an Emo Philips joke

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.

[rustydog]

3. Thanks!

[saras]

4. That's what the homeowner said when asked about her loose interpretation of the castle doctrine

It's what the dead thief thought, too, but sometimes easier isn't what you want.

[bluestateguy]

5. You know who used to say that?

Bernie Ward, on his radio show.

He is currently in federal prison.

[CTyankee]

6. I once had a boss who used to say this. Then she was fired.

So sometimes ya gotta be careful...

[rustydog]

7. Again: It is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission

Howmany criminals beg forgiveness when caught. How many apoligiues begin with: If I offended anyone with my remarks, I am sorry...