Blogger Ace Of Spades Calls Sandra Fluke

[Are_grits_groceries]

"A Shiftless Rent-A-Cooch From East Whoreville"



Well they are certainly trying to find the bottom of the cesspool. They have no trouble locating that landmark since they swim in it 24/7.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. I wonder if Ass Of Spades has a mother, sister, or daughter?

The toothless grinning idiot is probably calling them a shiftless whore by implication.

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2. Clearly doesn't have a girlfriend.

[DefenseLawyer]

4. Tough to lure dates into mom's basement.

The total lack of understanding about how birth control even works (You need more pills the more you have sex? Hello?) shows that none of these tools seems to have ever had a normal relationship with a woman.

[Old and In the Way]

3. He's got woman issues....seriously.

Google "bacon playdough" to get an idea what the Ace of Spuds thinks about woman.

[KeepItReal]

5. Who says stuff like that?

Rarely do people talk that much sh*t in person without being in the WWE or surrounded by bodyguards.