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[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]New Poll Finds Americans View Death Of Close Relative More Favorably Than Congress
News in Brief Politics politicians ISSUE 4939 Sep 27, 2013
WASHINGTONAccording to a poll released Friday by the Pew Research Center, the favorability rating of the U.S. Congress has sunk so low that the legislative body is now looked upon more negatively than the death of a close relative. When asked whether they would prefer to select a casket for their child or endure the forthcoming congressional showdown over the debt ceiling, 89 percent of Americans said they would rather bury their own offspring, said Pew spokesperson Diana Shostak, adding that the figure went up to 96 percent when it was specified that the political brinksmanship could go on for weeks without a single piece of legislation ever making it to the floor for a goddamn up-or-down vote. Watching ones grandmother weep uncontrollably at the impending death of her husband of 60 years, having the agonizing conversation about whether to pull the plug on his life support unit, and looking on as he gasps for his final breathsthese situations all enjoyed higher approval ratings than any individual member of the House or Senate. The poll also found that the prospect of suffering ones own death by slow asphyxiation was viewed four times more favorably than anything having to do with filibusters.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-americans-view-death-of-close-relat,34029/
Satire, or prescient?
UncleTomsEvilBrother
(945 posts)...until we stop viewing Congress as one big entity, we won't ever see how truly bad some of the members are.
davidn3600
(6,342 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,180 posts)I'd like to see a poll comparing Congress to Crab Lice.
Five bucks says Crab Lice are more popular.