Colbert defends O’Reilly’s Jesus bio: ‘No forgiveness, motherf*cker!’
Wednesday night on The Colbert Report, host Stephen Colbert paid tribute to his mentor, hero, inspiration and safe word, Papa Bear Bill OReilly, who said that that Holy Spirit ordered him to write a book about Jesus that was more accurate than the New Testament of the Christian Bible.
Folks, Colbert said, You know I am a huge fan of Papa Bear Bill OReilly.
You dont become a great American, though, said Colbert, without making some enemies, which is why the segment is called Blood in the Water. OReilly is under attack over his new book, Killing Jesus.
In an interview last Sunday with 60 Minutes, OReilly said, All of the ideas come to me in the middle of the night. One night, I just woke up and went Killing Jesus. I believe that its because Im in contact
that comes from the Holy Spirit.
Yes, Colbert explained, as a Catholic, Bill believes in the Holy Trinity; in this case, the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost-Writer.
Of course the mainstream media immediately attacked OReilly from all sides, said Colbert, which actually means one guy in the Philadelphia Inquirer, who OReilly accused of mocking his Christian faith.
Thats right, said Colbert, and in OReillys Christian faith, Rule Number One is No forgiveness, motherf*cker!
Colbert concluded, Jesus himself said, If you cross me, Ill cut a bitch!
Watch the video, embedded below via Comedy Central:
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