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Ichingcarpenter

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Sat Mar 3, 2012, 03:50 AM Mar 2012

A few Gems From Borowitz

On Romney

The GOP frontrunner’s latest faux pas came just two days after Mr. Romney’s big win in the Michigan primary, in which he narrowly defeated a mental patient in a sweater vest.



Bristol Palin announced plans to do a reality show, despite her mother’s longstanding objection to reality.

– And “Jersey Shore” star Snooki is pregnant, according to People I Don’t Give a Shit About magazine

In other campaign news, former Senator Rick Santorum addressed the controversy over contraception, telling a crowd in Dayton, “The best form of contraception will always be underwear with a picture of me on the crotch.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/01/in-possible-gaffe-romney-says-poor-people-taste-like-chicken/

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Man I LOVE Andy Borowitz! calimary Mar 2012 #1
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