Strange women lying in ponds...

[ehrnst]

[tanyev]

1. Watery tarts.

[ehrnst]

2. Dennis the Peasant:

Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[Supersedeas]

9. farcical and acquatic

[Nanjing to Seoul]

12. So, if I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at

me, they'd put me away!

[Orrex]

3. It's always those lying women.

[fitman]

4. I must be the biggest dumba**

what in the heck is this supposed to mean?

[Myrina]

5. +1

n/t

[FSogol]

6. Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. See response #2 for the whole quote. n/t

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. In glorious technicolor:

[Supersedeas]

13. read'em and weep

[Jim Lane]

15. Now that muriel has given you the clip, you should watch the whole movie if you get a chance.

You'll sometimes see "It's only a flesh wound," another Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.

Aside from enabling you to understand some pop cult memes, it also happens to be very funny.

[NuclearDem]

7. Bloody peasant

[Nanjing to Seoul]

10. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[wandy]

11. Well, now if we could just get Merlin to toss Ted Cruz in with it......

It's human to make mistakes. To really mess things up, it takes republicans.

[PD Turk]

14. Help help!!

I'm being repressed!!