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The Huffington Post | Luke Johnson | Updated: 03/ 2/2012 3:28 pm
The Wilmington City Council has a message for men -- sperm are people, too. The council for Delaware's largest city passed a resolution by an 8-4 vote Thursday calling on the Delaware legislature, other state legislatures and the U.S. Congress to pass laws granting "personhood" rights to eggs and sperm.
The resolution was authored by councilwoman Loretta Walsh as a protest in the current battle over women's health care access.
"{E}ach 'egg person' and each 'sperm person' should be deemed equal in the eyes of the government and be subject to the same laws and regulations as any other dependent minor and be protected against abuse, neglect or abandonment by the parent or guardian," says the resolution. "{L}aws should be enacted by all legislative bodies in the United States to promote equal representation, and should potentially include laws in defense of 'personhood,' forbidding every man from destroying his semen."
The vote came the same day that the U.S. Senate voted down an amendment that would have given employers the right to refuse any health care service to employees for moral reasons.
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[font color=blue] - Hmmm..... so if this things goes all the way, I wonder how much time a person would get for having a wet dream???[/font]
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elleng
(130,952 posts)"The council for Delaware's largest city passed a resolution by an 8-4 vote Thursday calling on the Delaware legislature, other state legislatures and the U.S. Congress to pass laws granting "personhood" rights to eggs and sperm."
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)You go Loretta!
She's a hoot!
rucky
(35,211 posts)with facts and sources and a pretty funny lead. It was proposed to make a point, but they actually passed it:
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20120302_Wilmington_resolution_urges_equal_rights_for_sperm.html
FSogol
(45,488 posts)Do they realize that every, um shot of sperm contains 2,000,000 of what they want to call people?
csziggy
(34,136 posts)FSogol
(45,488 posts)"Found another one chief!"
csziggy
(34,136 posts)I think that is why the councilwoman proposed this resolution - to highlight the absurdity.
I can't imagine a woman having a miscarriage of desired pregnancy and then have to defend herself for the 'crime' of losing her baby. But that is where we seem to be headed.
So if men can be brought to realize that somethings are not up for control of their government, maybe they will start really thinking about what they are trying to do to women.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)"and we haven't even left police headquarters yet!"
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)She pissed at all this 'egg as personhood' bullshit.
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...that's pretty much the same thing as The Onion, right? Bizarre BS put forth in all seriousness?
targetpractice
(4,919 posts)Gore1FL
(21,132 posts)targetpractice
(4,919 posts)truth2power
(8,219 posts)Response to truth2power (Reply #75)
targetpractice This message was self-deleted by its author.
How ignorant can you get? Or maybe, how ignorant and pass it into law?
Response to catrose (Reply #24)
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xtraxritical
(3,576 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)unless, of course, it's into a woman's vagina.
HowHeThinks
(92 posts)the world's most prolific serial killer. Oh, the humanity!
aquart
(69,014 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...masturbation would be first degree murder. Iw would be several million counts so the whacker would be a mass murderer.
I'd have earned about 100 trillion life sentences when I was 13 alone!
PEACE!
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...involuntary manslaughter.
- So I guess that would make a boner attempted murder.....
Go Vols
(5,902 posts)to commit maybe
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...would she be an accessory, an accomplice or what?
PEACE! (or maybe in this context, PIECE!?)
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)a wet dream would be genocide. Can you see all the war crime tribunals now. Men would not make it past puberty.
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...and Monica Lewinski's dress would have been a killing field.
PEACE! (or, in this context, PIECE!?)
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)A blow job would result in the giver being an accomplice. Warrents issued to 'recover' the evidence. Stomachs pumped, evidence sent to crime labs. Now I see where the jobs are.
targetpractice
(4,919 posts)According to the logic of this protest resolution and Wikipedia...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_analysis
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)Solly Mack
(90,769 posts)Premature ejaculations would be negligent homocide.
Tampons and pads would deserve a proper burial. Have to bury the socks, sheets etc. as well.
My, my, my.
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)Solly Mack
(90,769 posts)Either you're selling little people or you're keeping them safe for adoption.
Probably will depend on who is running the sperm banks.
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...look at the cute little ''Snowflake Sperms'' in the window.
woodsprite
(11,916 posts)has fried some brains.
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...if they have fried brains. Whoops!
- j/k New Jersians!!!!!
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)It's about time that we brought the boys into this silliness.
I am still laughing---but I am surprised that they had 8 people on city council willing to vote "yes".
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)I could make my vote count at least 39 million times!
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...as long as I don't have to vote AFTER you!
kentauros
(29,414 posts)Of course, I don't envy the person that has to open all those sticky pages
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)It illustrates the point beautifully ... it will be lost on the right wing knuckle draggers and other cerebrally challenged ... but it certainly highlights the absurdity of of many of the proposed right wing laws
kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...I'm afraid.
wendylaroux
(2,925 posts)nolabear
(41,984 posts)DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...you're doing it for the children.
targetpractice
(4,919 posts)I believe that I exist due the the mind-bogglingly random and once-in-a-universe happenstance that a particular sperm and egg met forty something years ago... resulting in a unique zygote that ultimately became who I am today. I have no clue when my former zygote or fetus self became sentient or acquired a "soul", but I realize that I am here because I was lucky enough to avoid any "interruptions" along the way (e.g., lost in masturbation, failed fertilization, abortion, miscarriage, or being hit by a bus much later).
I am an atheist, but I do feel "blessed" to be a person who came to be from a one-time ever happenstance. Sometimes thinking like this can lead me to become overwhelmed by the "persons" who never had the chance to be. But, that's how human biology works. And, absolutely nobody has the right to force a woman to be pregnant if she doesn't want to be.
Upon edit: I want to change the word "blessed" above to something like "extraordinarily humbled"... Whenever I use the word "blessed" as an atheist... I mean extremely fortunate not divinely favored.
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...all those unborn egg-persons and sperm-persons were most likely born on other planets.
- Far, far way.......
targetpractice
(4,919 posts)nolabear
(41,984 posts)DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)saras
(6,670 posts)They all go to heaven, no problem. Wank away, men.
They even have a freeware program to help teach em' how to save them errant sperms!!!
Catch the Sperm II 1.0.2.67
saras
(6,670 posts)Pretty damned funny, though. I'd hate to see these come around a corner in a war game. "Oh shit. Now we're REALLY fucked."
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)I don't know anything about it I just Googled "save the sperm" and there it was.
- It looks like Adware which it always more trouble than it's worth. Not to mention the malware some of them have. Eesh!
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)sperm is only half
nolabear
(41,984 posts)DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)...by making the resolution applicable to both ''egg-persons'' AND ''sperm-persons.''
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)with men leaving splashes on their sidewalks??
Something like no spitting ......... just wondering
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)For thirteen menstrual periods (lunar months of 28 days)????
For every year of her menstruating life? Forty or more years?
SwissTony
(2,560 posts)Lunacy...that's all I can say.
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)targetpractice
(4,919 posts)And the entire box is veritable planet.
valerief
(53,235 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)ejaculator faces prison time.
Fuddnik
(8,846 posts)hayrow1
(198 posts)DCKit
(18,541 posts)Now I find out I'm a mass murderer on a scale bigger than our national debt.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)(for those who can't figure it out - just joking!)
JJW
(1,416 posts)every saved sperm cell.
Eatacig
(97 posts)So I guess this would end the death penalty. Just think of all the babies they would be killing.
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)Mendocino
(7,495 posts)fellow sperm, it's a BLOW JOB!
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,586 posts)First year Harvard law student Elle Wood in "Legally Blonde."
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)caseymoz
(5,763 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)Or maybe a less gender specific way. Wiggly 1, Wiggly 2...
With average ejaculations of, say, 1 to 5 ml, and tens to a hundreds million or so of sperm per ml, would that be a separate count for each one? We would all die in the courtroom waiting on the reading of the charges...
What if someone gets some in their eye and it causes a wreck? Will they hold the sperm responsible as a separate individual, or could it be seen as gang activity?
Late night comedy folks have to be happy.
ghjtydger
(20 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)You mess with NRaleighLiberal and the MIR Team, YOU DIE!!!!