Millions Flee Obamacare. Oh, the humanity...

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http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/10/millions-flee-obamacare.html

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1. the Tea Party’s Freedom Caravan!

"UNITED STATES (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Tea Party loyalists fled the United States in the early morning hours today, seeking what one of them called “the American dream of liberty from health care.”

"Harland Dorrinson, 47, a tire salesman from Lexington, Kentucky, packed up his family and whatever belongings he could fit into his Chevy Suburban just hours before the health-insurance exchanges opened, joining the Tea Party’s Freedom Caravan with one goal in mind: escape from Obamacare.

Good Luck.
I suggest they try Somalia.
Small Government, No Health Care,
and lots of Tea Party Style Freedoms,
especially the freedom to carry an AK-47 in public.

YEP!
A Tea Party Utopia of Ayn Rand Freedoms!