Assholes in asshole land conspire to crash healthcare.gov

[bunnies]

Crash HealthCare.gov
https://www.healthcare.gov ^

Posted on Tuesday, October 01, 2013 10:24:29 AM by MelSmith

Everyone go to https://www.healthcare.gov and begin the signup process. It may be "free" (being paid for by future generations thanks to the debt) but it doesn't have to be easy.

We should learn from the leftists how to collapse the system. There is no doubt that the Obamacare IT system is almost as flawed as Obamacare itself.

Click on "Apply Now" and pick your state (or any state).

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3073341/posts

And we wonder why their elected Reps are behaving like children.

adding: and they're not the only ones. From the above link:

Lol! This is rather tame, their is a group on thehill.com bragging about flooding the exchanges with bogus applications and signing up Obama, Reid and Pelosi up for every states exchange.

Dave Myles
• an hour ago • 9 △1 ▽? +
I just went and signed up Obama on a healthcare exchange, he should be getting his enrollment packet in the mail soon

RedSoloCup >Dave Myles
LOL, I think I will do the same to Harry Reid too.

Obamascam >Dave Myles
• 43 minutes ago • 5 △0 ▽? +
Lol! Flooding an already strained system with bogus applications, I didn't think of that! I think I'll go make sure Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi get the Obamacare coverage they so richly deserve....

ForestWilson >Obamascam
• 28 minutes ago • 1 △0 ▽? +
Wow, a tactic used by ACORN and other "Community Organizing" groups. Overwhelm the system! It could stop ObamaCare in its tracks...

"their" is a group. Gawd they're dumb.

[Matariki]

1. And then they see the affordability of the rates

and start rethinking the whole thing...

[bunnies]

4. Quite possible.

Theyll never admit it though.

[pnwmom]

2. They're hurting themselves because they're helping to push the meme

that there is overwhelming interest in signing up -- leading more and more people to think that maybe they should, too.

[bunnies]

3. Some of them are pointing that out.

And some of them claim to be setting up "fake" accounts. Idiots.

[C_U_L8R]

5. Lame and pathetic

The GOP is absolutely rudderless.

And PS... if they are setting up fake accounts, is that not fraud?
And don't they know that their IP is tracked. Oh shhhh, nevermind.
These clowns really aren't too smart.

[bunnies]

13. No kidding.

Create fraudulent accounts then brag about it on the internet. Idiots think theyre invisible sitting down there in Mom's basement.

[C_U_L8R]

23. Then I applaud their efforts

What dopes.

[bunnies]

35. ha! Good point. nt

[bunnies]

10. I was wondering about that.

Let them all get busted. GOOD.

[Pab Sungenis]

24. Start with JimRob

for not deleting the thread as soon as he saw it.

[Brother Buzz]

40. He's not going to be deleting anything soon unless you count limbs

He's in a VA hospital having his leg lopped off on the Government dole.

[nobodyspecial]

36. What federal agency shoud this be pointed out to?

[kestrel91316]

43. I reported this online to the FBI. Would be nice if all the rest of you would, too.

I gave them the FR thread URL.

[ag_dude]

7. How do you crash something that won't let you in any way?

What do they think they're going to accomplish?

It's been on "We have a lot of visitors on our site right now and we're working to make your experience here better. Please wait here until we send you to the login page. Thanks for your patience!" and then sending you to an error page after a while since at least 5 AM this morning.

[B2G]

9. While this wouldn't surprise me,

It appears that the majority of the issues are related to buggy code based on the errors I'm seeing.

[Pinkflamingo]

39. No, it's a numbers problem.

Sheer volume.

[B2G]

41. Have they never heard of load testing?

And no, it's not all load. There were originally actual error messages that were displayed that were obviously code issues. They've since replaced them with 'friendlier' messages pointing to volumes...I know, I received them this morning trying to create an account. Which I couldn't do due to a glitch in their security question dropdown.

I'm IT. I know shit happens with major rollouts. But this seems pretty damn basic. And given the PR stakes, pretty damn stupid.

[IronLionZion]

44. Every interested techie DUer should check out this article

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/06/healthcaregov-code-developed-by-the-people-and-for-the-people-released-back-to-the-people/277295/

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. What do they think, healthcare.gov is run on the same shit server as Free Republic?

BOOM!

[bunnies]

16. lol!

They're doing another $85,000 beg-a-thon right now. I cant believe people give that much money to such a shit website.

[roamer65]

12. Go right ahead and sign up.

I know you freepers very well. Once you see the lower rates, all your political ideology will go right out the window.

You all whine and cry about Social Security, but you're right there in line when it comes time to draw it.

You are all hypocrites.

[blogslut]

15. Isn't lying on a government form a crime?

[bunnies]

18. Looks like it is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_false_statements

[nobodyspecial]

37. Oh, I'm sure they'll *never* be able to trace those IP addresses.

Hahaha. Idiots.

[Eddie Haskell]

17. These are the same assholes who took their football home ...

When things didn't go their way on the playground.

[onehandle]

19. Sic 4chan on them. nt

[bunnies]

21. Cant seem to figure out the appropriate "board" to post on.

That site is confusing as hell.

[onehandle]

22. It's not designed for people with visual logic.

4chan, Free Republic, Readit, Craig's List...

I can't make heads or tails out of them.

They look like a BBS from the early days of the Internet.

[bunnies]

30. Glad Im not the only one.

How hard is it to update a website. Maybe once a decade? Is that too much to ask?

[lpbk2713]

20. Readers will see all the misspelling and void the application.

The pathetic spelling errors will be a dead give away that it came from Freepville and will result in instant deletion.

[chelsea0011]

25. So these funsters signed up federal employees who already have a decent

federal insurance program where most don't pay 100% for their coverage?

[Drale]

26. There are like 20 Freepers left after RimJob's purges

They will never be able to crash any website let alone a government website. Well maybe they could crash their favorite gay porn site if they all went there are the same time but thats about it. I really hope they actually tried to sign Obama or Reid up because then they can be arrested for fraud and identity theft.

[bunnies]

34. Fraud, Identity Theft, Making False Statements

Not the brightest bunch over there. They're really going to hate the gov't when they end up in one of its prisons.

[GreenPartyVoter]

27. I'm getting a lot of access denied, but I don't think freepes are to blame for that one.

[bunnies]

31. I dont think theyre having any effect either.

I just think its pathetic and desperate of them to even try. Talk about sore losers!

[GreenPartyVoter]

33. Indeed!

[gopiscrap]

28. wouldn't that be conspiracy to commit a cyber-crime

[Pretzel_Warrior]

29. Pure nihilism

"I have a hopeless existence so I must destroy everything." same thing that motivated Mohammed Atta and the other 9/11 hijackers.

[davekriss]

32. They are committing fraud and should be prosecuted

(At least the ones signing up as "Obama", "Pelosi", etc.)

[kestrel91316]

42. DDOS attacks are a felony. This is also conspiracy, IIRC. Who wants to alert the FBI?