Dear Mr. Boner, now that you're known worldwide as a loser, here's a way forward:

[Stinky The Clown]

Its that old right wing favorite from way back in the Clinton years - the old Upperdown Vote.

Put a clean bill on the floor and let the votes fall where they may. Every one in your caucus knows what the folks back home want. Let 'em vote.

And then do yourself a favor and resign.

Loser.