Romney Campaign Pivots to 'National Home State' Strategy
SATIRE
In a major shift which may come too late to impact next weeks Super Tuesday primaries, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romneys campaign today unveiled the latest strategy which they hope will help their candidate to better connect with the electorate. In addition, they also introduced the newest high-powered addition to their team, former McCain 2008 chief strategist and Woody Harrelson look-alike Steve Schmidt.
According to Pueblo State University political science professor Newton Toomey, the Romney teams number one priority now must be to slow the momentum of former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum.
Sen. Santorum is coming up behind Gov. Romney so quickly and seemingly so suddenly that it almost appears as if theyre playing the roles of a priest and a choirboy, Toomey observed. And after narrowly defeating the Senator in Michigan
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March 2nd, 2012 | Tags: Campaign 2012, Michigan Primary, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Steve Schmidt, Super Tuesday | Category: Politics, Satire