Quick-thinking CIA agent survives assassin's swords with clever use of boats, ecstasy and shrooms.

[Robb]

Of course the "media" claims the ninja was "fictitious."

Texas Man Destroys Yachts in Seattle Marina, Claims Asian Female Ninja Trying to Kill Him

... In the complaint, released by the King County Prosecutor’s Office, Michael Allan Bray, 22, told Seattle police he was a “CIA operative” trying to escape the “female ninja” who was “attempting to kill him.” He also admitted to police that he drank six beers, took ecstasy pills and ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms before allegedly stealing the 42-foot yacht and causing damages totaling $483,000, police said.

David Svendsen, who was aboard his boat on Sept. 15, told police he “heard the commotion, went out onto the docks to see what was happening and saw that Bray was about to collide with a boat he knew was currently occupied.”

Fearing for people’s lives, many of whom were on their boats the evening of the rampage, Svendsen said he yelled several times for Bray to stop, then borrowed a gun from another resident and fired it, loaded with bird shot, at Bray in an attempt to get him to stop.

When police found Bray, he was “naked from the waist down and was straddling the stern” of the 1987 Bayliner yacht named Par-a-gon, the complaint said. He was dripping in blood, pointing in different directions and yelling, “She shot me,” a reference to the fictitious ninja, according to the complaint.

Bray allegedly told police the female ninja was “trying to kill him all day,” and that she was “hiding in the rafters of the dock.” The complaint said that Bray appeared “paranoid and was in hysterics.” When he eventually complied with officers to lie on the ground, he told officers that “one of you are dead,” according to the complaint...

Read More: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/09/texas-man-destroys-yachts-in-seattle-marina-claims-asian-female-ninja-trying-to-kill-him/

[JaneyVee]

1. Strange trip.

[mike_c]

2. I hate it when that happens....

[Coyotl]

3. Let this be a warning to everyone

Don't join the CIA

[DisgustipatedinCA]

4. This sounds very much like Tom Robbins' Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates

Has anyone read it? It's a hilarious book, and it features an ecstasy-taking CIA agent.

[NBachers]

5. Somewhere, a concealed Asian Female Ninja patiently watches . . . and waits . . .

[Uncle Joe]

6. Well this seems legit to me, female ninjas hate ecstasy, not to mention CIA agents.

Thanks for the thread, Robb.