***** DUzy Nomination Thread *****

[The DUzy Awards]

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Welcome to the inaugural thread of the DUzy Awards 3.0!
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You might be wondering "Hey where are the DUzys?" or "Why is this post so short and not funny?"

In the past the DUzys worked by the heroic effort of one individual assembling a DUzy of a post from forwarded links to snark and pun. Well, that was way too much work for any individual, so we are going to try a new way.

Here is how it is going to work: When you see something that is DUzy worthy, then reply to this thread with a link to the set up or straight line (if there is one) and let us know the reply that is the DUzy.

Excerpts are encouraged and if it was enough to make you laugh, then be a good citizen and share it here.

The DUzys will only work with your participation, and doing it this way, there should be no DUzy withdrawal because they will be accessible 24/7.

I will rotate the thread probably every week, kind of on Sunday.

This thread is for DUzys. If you have ideas about ways to make them work better or funner then please use this thread for that commentary.

Enjoy,
-Hoot - Your DUzy facilitator.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Yay! Kick!

Thanks, Hoot!

Cheerful fun is always helpful!

[hootinholler]

10. Thanks! n/t

[truebluegreen]

2. This would be a good time to spread some cheer

(and not the liquid kind detected on the House floor last night).

Kick.

[polly7]

3. I love the DUzy's!

I swear, some of the posters in the lounge could fill up the whole week's worth in just a day. I'm not good at submitting because I laugh at everything ... but good for you for doing this!

[Mnemosyne]

4. K&R nt

[tanyev]

5. Brilliant idea! One suggestion: Put a numbering system or thread date in the thread title.

[Flying Squirrel]

6. A couple DUzy's here

What costs1.5 trillion dollars, doesn't work, and comes out of your paycheck?

Um, did I do that right? Is this gonna work?

[hootinholler]

8. Congratulations on posting the first nominee(s) (edited)

Which replies are the DUzys?

I think a link to the set up and a link to the DUzy would be a good format.

Then again I'm happy *someone* posted a nominee.

So the setup is http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023742092#post1
and http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3745403 is the DUzy.

[derby378]

7. I got one for ya!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023749107

[malaise]

9. Love it

Rec

[eridani]

11. 9/30/13

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023751265
Reply #34

[hootinholler]

12. LOL That was funny

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023751265#post34

[hootinholler]

13. meow2u3

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023759373#post9

9. The teabagger caucus is the scorpion to Boner's frog

Only Agent Orange is too blind, er, drunk, to see it.

[Liberalynn]

14. 2nd this one

[HappyMe]

15. Here's one --

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023760648#post3

[KamaAina]

16. Reply. Number. 12.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023716166#post2

[KamaAina]

17. Oh SNAP!

First reply.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023761451

[hootinholler]

18. Oh, that one is good!

0-2 at Gettyburg!

[malaise]

19. One here for sure

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3766418

[Benton D Struckcheon]

20. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

I actually asked if something like this existed, specifically for this post:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3765679

Made my morning.

[malaise]

21. Ratzilla - Send it back to Congress

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023768523#post1

[derby378]

22. Full of potential DUzys!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023769726

[BainsBane]

23. This thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3770369

[Flying Squirrel]

24. .

[KamaAina]

25. Reply 17, please.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023777350

[Flying Squirrel]

26. *snort*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023777417

[grantcart]

27. Here ya go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3778814

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1040&pid=4414

[Turborama]

28. I loved this one by sendero...

Republican "compromise"..

.... ok, we'll cut off both your legs.

NO.

Ok, let's compromise, we'll just cut off one of your legs.

NO.

Ok, well then we'll just cut off your arm.

FUCK NO.

Waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you won't COMPROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023774533#post27

[KamaAina]

30. Reply 3.

And 2, if you'd like.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018492319

[KamaAina]

31. Reply 6 FTW!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251329007

[antiquie]

32. Pun King

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=496961

[pinboy3niner]

33. This OP:

Posted in GD by Gidney N Cloyd:

OMG, it's Frank Burns and Hotlips Houlihan 2.0
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023845340

[FSogol]

34. Nom here:

In response to this:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3912525

This was posted:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3912617

[Demeter]

35. 12/29/13 this one could fill a column

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024244888#post45