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CatWoman

(79,302 posts)
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:44 PM Sep 2013

Chris Wallace Won’t Listen To The Voices In Tucker Carlson’s Head Telling Him Obama’s Racist

Tucker Carlson is a man who does not like racism, nosiree. That is why, when the president, a known black man, spoke to the Congressional Black Caucus about the threats to defund or repeal Obamacare, and said “we have faced far darker threats than this,” Tucker Carlson knew down to the very marrow of his unracist tippytoes that this kind of racism must not stand.

Wait, how is that racist? you are asking, because unlike Tucker Carlson, you lack the voices in your head explaining that “words” to “black people” spoken by a “black man” are automagically racist. Like, he could say, “thank you for the sandwiches,” and Tucker Carlson’s voices would know that that was racist, and he does not need to explain why! (Also racist: speaking any words to black people at all.)

So. This is a fun video, even though it has Tucker Carlson in it! Like, Chris Wallace cannot even believe Tucker Carlson’s demand that he recognize B. Barry Bamz’s obvious racism that nobody else can hear or smell or see or feel. He is probably actually wondering whether Tucker Carlson is actually mentally ill at this point, and he makes a pretty great face!

Sometimes Chris Wallace is okay! Then he goes back to being Chris Wallace.

Read more at http://wonkette.com/529750/chris-wallace-wont-listen-to-the-voices-in-tucker-carlsons-head-telling-him-obamas-racist#fk5eRGZzUX2GlKu8.99






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Chris Wallace Won’t Listen To The Voices In Tucker Carlson’s Head Telling Him Obama’s Racist (Original Post) CatWoman Sep 2013 OP
Go back to sleep, Sucker Carlson (R) Berlum Sep 2013 #1
Weird things going on at Foxnews these days Pretzel_Warrior Sep 2013 #2
My favorite comment from that thread Aerows Sep 2013 #3
Damn, Wallace stopped just short of saying, "Tucker, you're an ignorant, irrelevant, assclown!" 11 Bravo Sep 2013 #4
Somebody told the shithead Aerows Sep 2013 #5
The other two doorstops sitting on the sofa don't seem to have any problem with the Squinch Sep 2013 #6
What on earth is Fucker Carlson doing back on the TV Machine? Blue Idaho Sep 2013 #7

Berlum

(7,044 posts)
1. Go back to sleep, Sucker Carlson (R)
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:47 PM
Sep 2013

America was doing a whole helluva lot better when you were out cold on your propagandizing keester.

 

Pretzel_Warrior

(8,361 posts)
2. Weird things going on at Foxnews these days
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:50 PM
Sep 2013

I believe they are in the midst of a long and comprehensive retooling effort.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
3. My favorite comment from that thread
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:10 PM
Sep 2013

"Is it just me, or does it look like oxygen has temporarily been restored to Chris Wallace's brain"?

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
5. Somebody told the shithead
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:17 PM
Sep 2013

to quit wearing bow ties so he thinks he's relevant again. If Fox News can't find you relevance, you are in deep doo-doo.

Squinch

(50,949 posts)
6. The other two doorstops sitting on the sofa don't seem to have any problem with the
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:29 PM
Sep 2013

message from the voices in Tucker's head.

Blue Idaho

(5,049 posts)
7. What on earth is Fucker Carlson doing back on the TV Machine?
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:39 PM
Sep 2013

He may just be the only political pundit dumber and more opinionated than Fuck Toad.

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