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Found this on Face book
By Edward Z.....
Do you like the GOP?
I do not like them. No siree!
I do not like them in the House,
where endlessly they whine and grouse.
And in the Senate, maddening,
they filibuster everything.
Don't like them on the internet,
or lying on my TV set.
I do not like them so far right,
I do not like that they're ALL white.
I do not like them when they wink.
It scares me when they try to think.
I do not like their budget cuts.
I do not like that they are nuts!
If they're the face of Uncle Sam,
then Uncle Sam don't give a damn!
They like Tea, and green money,
but why, oh why, don't they like me?
They will not help me keep my house.
They do not like my same-sex spouse.
They don't like any news but FOX,
or black folks at the ballot box.
They don't believe in warming air.
They REALLY hate Obamacare!
They sham and slam and send out spam.
So sure I am, it's all a scam.
It's all for them, but none for me.
I do NOT like the GOP.
malaise
(268,998 posts)Eddie Haskell
(1,628 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,835 posts)peace13
(11,076 posts)Gothmog
(145,242 posts)I love this
wyldwolf
(43,867 posts)bread_and_roses
(6,335 posts)dem in texas
(2,674 posts)Your remix of "Green Eggs and Ham" started my day with a big laugh. Very funny and clever. Thank You!
davidpdx
(22,000 posts)Rec & posted on my Facebook page
TBF
(32,060 posts)Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)Borchkins
(724 posts)R Merm
(405 posts)Facebook link please
calimary
(81,267 posts)Glad you're here! That asshole certainly inspired some great beauty with his arrogant, pigheaded ugliness!
WoodyD
(215 posts)When I saw comments online about that idiot reading Green Eggs and Ham, I was sure it was a joke.
Good one! The GOP is trying to convince people they hate Obamacare because they know if they try it, theyll like it. So that book is a perfect metaphor for . . . what? Hes really actually reading that book?
Another embarrassment for the GOP and another win for Poes Law . . .
calimary
(81,267 posts)Good to have you with us also! Amazing, isn't it? Wasting taxpayers' money reading this stuff in the Senate at all hours. Wonder how much he wasted? But then again, everything about this arrogant fuck is a complete waste anyway. At least people are having fun with it - at his expense.
Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)You nailed them!
bluedeathray
(511 posts)It is even worth a rec!
Sophiegirl
(2,338 posts)yurbud
(39,405 posts)oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)Hope someone who knows how to do these things sends this all over the place.
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)Wish I could post to Facebook, but I work for the Feds. NSA is watching.
Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)I can't stop thinking of the GOP taking food from American people's mouths.
I do not like republicons,
Because their words are not their bond,
Theyll ship your children overseas,
To fight for Peace and Liberty,"
Where bullets fly and bombs explode,
Where poor mens kids their souls erode,
I pray they come back whole and clean,
Back from the hell the hate the mean,
And I wish our country sill could be,
The beacon of democracy,
To trodden folk across the seas,
The victims of wars, hate and greed.
Some child tonight she wont be fed,
And she'll not sleep in a feather bed,
She wont have pretty clothes and toys,
Like so many other girls and boys,
She wont feel hunger in her sleep,
Shell awake in the morning with little to eat.
I wish this didnt have to be,
But in third world countries its reality,
In far away places like Tennessee,
Or perhaps next door to you or me,
This child makes the best of her horrid life,"
From day to day as she battles strife.
In our grand nation theres still great need,
And with these few lines I will plant this seed,
Take the money wed spend on those tanks and planes,
And lets lift these hungry children from the stress and pain,
In the Party of God is there not one man,
Who will represent the little man?
Grateful for Hope
(39,320 posts)Thanks for posting this.
K&R
3catwoman3
(23,987 posts)...bloody BRILLIANT! The writer even got the meter right.
calimary
(81,267 posts)Left Coast2020
(2,397 posts)They are both at MSNBC.
W T F
(1,147 posts)who didn't like something he never tried and then suddenly liked it when he did.