The Collected Poems of the Affordable Care Act
The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, signed into law by President Obama in 2010, was an attempt by Democratic lawmakers to reform the health care system by creating an individual mandate to purchase insurance. But since then, the law has morphed into a specter seemingly larger. It is alternatively an abomination and a document worthy of adulation; the death of the Democratic party and the yoke by which it will cling to power; the socialization of medicine and a gift-basket to private insurers.
Do these pundits contradict themselves? Very well then, they contradict themselvesObamcare is fractal; it contains multitudes. As a service to our readers, we have rearranged the most vivid and hyperbolic descriptions of the Affordable Care Act below as a collection of short poems. Read them in your best
Donald Berwick voice:
I.
Obamacare is
barreling down on us,
like a jet landing into San Francisco,
or a
cat with nine lives
neither alive nor completely dead.
Obamacare is
a zombie,
it will
nationalize our soul.
Obamacare is a big fucking deal.
II.
Obamacare is
a crack pipe.
Obamacare is
addictive.
Obamacare is
the Titanic.
Obamacare is
the iceberg.
Obamacare is
the DMV.
Obamacare is
slavery.
~snip~
More creative poetry at link:
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/09/collected-poetry-affordable-care-act