Ted cruz just read Green Eggs and Ham on the senate floor. (updated with video)

[Ellipsis]

http://www.c-span.org/Events/Sen-Cruz-Debates-CR-Defunding-Health-Care-Law/10737441638-1/





That's gonna hurt...

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Evidently some doofus is overdue with "My Pet Goat"

[lonestarnot]

6. exfuckingzactly

The words were too big in dat book.

[nyquil_man]

2. I tuned in just in time to see him give the classic definition of insanity,

that is, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.

For one brief, shining moment, I thought he'd come to his senses...

[nolabear]

3. Ladies and Gentlemen, your tax dollars at work.

[Ellipsis]

5. Bets on how long it's gonna take to see Cruz on the intertubes with a Cat in a Hat chapeaux...

...I say 1:45 hrs.

[nolabear]

14. Apparently "Corner Guy" is already all over the place.

[Ellipsis]

16. I had no idea --- wild

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/who-is-corner-guy

[nolabear]

17. Oh I'm glad you found it! Is the internet awesome or WHAT?

[struggle4progress]

4. He's finally fighting back against accusations that he can't read very well!

[etherealtruth]

12. Your post made me laugh out loud!

[struggle4progress]

24. glad you enjoyed it

[Berlum]

7. Republicon chickenhawks go AWOL from their responsibility to govern. As usual.

Wanking off with a children's book.

What other infamous Republicon Chickenhawk went AWOL from responsibility to read a children's book?

[IggleDoer]

8. How much is this costing the US taxpayer?

Just to keep the lights on in the Senate, provide security, etc.

How many starving kids could be fed with that money?

Folly.

[Ellipsis]

9. video here

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

10. His dad invented green eggs and ham

Then Dr. Seuss stole the idea.

[Cha]

11. That's what this tweet is about!

Philip Gourevitch @PGourevitch

I do not like this Mr. Cruz
I do not like him on the news
I think he is a total snooze
I much prefer Obamacare
I hope to see it everywhere2:20 PM - 24 Sep 2013

119 Retweets 60 favorites ReplyRetweet

http://theobamadiary.com/2013/09/24/president-obama-and-bill-clinton-talk-health-care-reform/

thanks Ellipsis

[meow2u3]

13. DUzy

[Scurrilous]

19. ...

[Cha]

20. And, these.. :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/110217084

rofl

[Generic Other]

15. I do not like teabaggers sam I think I am

I do not like your phony sam I am
Not when you earn it like a whore
Not when you do it on the House's floor
I do not like your teabag stain
Your vastly empty steeping brain.
I would not could not sam you tool
Vote for such a spouting fool.

[pintobean]

18. He should leave that to the pros

Really.

[Bolo Boffin]

21. When Wendy Davis was filibustering the abortion restrictions in Texas,

she was ruled as going off topic when she started discussing Planned Parenthood.

Must be nice for Cruz to have such wide latitude in the US Senate.

[Ellipsis]

22. Why get in the way of a runaway freight train?

She really did do an excellent job.and he on the floor spewing all this false sincerity He's like a used car salesman on acid.

[Warren DeMontague]

23. I do not like Republi-cans. I do not like them, or their plans.

I do not like them on a boat
I do not like them when they vote
I do not like them when they spit
I do not like them, cuz they're full of shit.