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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Rude Pundit discusses a recent death in America...
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/"Well," thought Andrew Breitbart in soul form as he descended while he watched Davy Jones ascend, "this is surprising." No, he wasn't a religious man on Earth, as he himself admitted, but surely, he thought, there was a chance for some reward at the end. In a moment of self-reflection, he pondered, "Arrogance. Pride. Yeah, those are sins, but they're kind of pussy sins."
Breitbart had been as surprised as anyone that he died. He had been retweeting every Twitter slight that crossed his feed, calling everyone he could a "putz," masochistically masturbating by slamming his dick with his iPad every time he answered one, when he had gone out to get some air and his heart just exploded. At first, he thought he was on an drug trip, it happened so fast; his soul popped out of him like a cork on a shaken champagne bottle. He saw his corporeal form on the ground and thought it was a wacky out of body experience, perhaps some flashback from the time he licked LSD off Michelle Malkin's ass cheeks, perhaps some residual peyote dream from that Western walkabout he did with Sean Hannity, when they got naked and rubbed each other with red dirt until they howled out that they wanted to kill the Indians again. Those thoughts quickly pushed out of his head as he arced and began to descend from the air and into the filthy ground below. "Fuck, I had a post to finish where I called the President a rape-enabler" was his last thought as he went underground.
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The Rude Pundit discusses a recent death in America... (Original Post)
madinmaryland
Mar 2012
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csziggy
(34,136 posts)1. Great ending!
DCKit
(18,541 posts)2. Disingenious loudmouth in hell, read the rest.
The Rude has imagined the perfect hell for most Republics.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)3. How I love the Rude One!
so brilliant!
malaise
(269,118 posts)4. I Love Rudie
liberal_mama
(1,495 posts)5. Frigging Hilarious!
I love me some Rude Pundit!