Tim Tebow offered deal by arena team owned by KISS

[underpants]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000241433/article/tim-tebow-offered-deal-by-arena-team-owned-by-kiss


Kiss, a rock band that sells everything -- seriously, everything -- now would like to get into the business of selling Tim Tebow.

The LA KISS -- an Arena Football League team owned by the veteran rock band -- has offered a three-year contract to the out-of-work quarterback.


"As a former NFL player, the LA KISS will offer intense training and unwavered commitment to the former New England Patriots player with the hopes to take him to the next level," a team press release reads, via the Los Angeles Times. "The chance for Tebow to improve as a quarterback is immense as the AFL is a pass-happy league with 90 percent of the league's offensive plays coming from throwing the ball."

"Acquiring Tebow would not only be a great investment for the team, but his exciting style of play would definitely send shockwaves through the League," said Simmons (aka The One With The Tongue and Reality Show). "We're excited for the opportunity to see him with an LA KISS uniform on, and for the LA KISS fans to be rockin' their Tebow shirts and jerseys."

[Blue Owl]

1. I... Wanna kneel and pray, all night...

[Fumesucker]

5. There's a certain irony in Gene Simmons owning Tebow

Next thing you know Mick Jagger will want some of our young Holy warrior, pleasedtomeetchoo.

[babylonsister]

2. Wow. I think he should accept.

[Bjorn Against]

3. Playing for a team of men in clown makeup seems to suit him.

[shenmue]

4. Heck, it's a chance to play

It's either the Arena League or the Canadian League for him next, I think.

[underpants]

8. He would have to be able to pass in the CFL

same with the Arena football

[longship]

6. Unfortunately for Tim...

He's going to have to grow his hair long, do it in a weird style, paint his face, and stick out his tongue during all official photographs.

The new Tim Tebow:

[mike_c]

7. damn-- I was hoping GWAR would pick him up....