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ARLINGTON, TXMarking the Cowboys season opener against the Giants in traditional fashion, Dallas fans were reportedly treated to a thrilling halftime show Sunday night that featured the execution of a Texas state prisoner. That was the best halftime show Ive seen in yearsthere was this awesome light show with Toby Keiths American Ride playing over the sound system while a priest administered the last rites, said 46-year-old Cowboys fan Alan Kierstead, adding that he especially enjoyed when Cowboys cheerleaders formed the shape of a skull around the stage and performed an elaborate dance routine before the convicted felon was injected with a lethal dose of pentobarbital. My favorite part was when he finally went limp and all those fireworks shot up from the top of the stadium. I just wish I were one of those lucky people on the field who got to watch it close-up. Delighted fans also told reporters that the halftime execution was far better than any other such event at Texas Stadium, noting that the view of the inmates last breath was much better on the venues state-of-the-art 72-foot-tall LED jumbotron.
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cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)liberal N proud
(60,338 posts)I could almost imagine it happening.
We are not far from that.
R. Daneel Olivaw
(12,606 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)In one of his later routines, what we call his "dark but real" period.
Nanjing to Seoul
(2,088 posts)Also, off his "Compliant and Grievances" album.
Wouldn't you love to listen to Dan Dreidorf explain why the nails have to go in at a certain angle?
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Wasn't sure I could recall that correctly.
davidn3600
(6,342 posts)I've seen conservatives say such a thing on several occasions. They want public executions.
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)Last edited Mon Sep 9, 2013, 09:10 AM - Edit history (1)
living in texas, having two cowboy fan sons.... you are far off the mark.
i get why the onion wrote the article. but no, not even close to everyone. so not, that is not a "sad reality"
and living in texas for two decades and actually having poltiical conversations regularly, a whole lot of them, i have never once heard someone suggest public execution as a form of entertainment. not once.
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)Nevernose
(13,081 posts)Because rather than deter crime, I think it would deter approval of the death penalty. This idea that we can murder hundreds of people a year in our name and then pretend like it's invisible is almost as immoral as killing people in the first place.
jmowreader
(50,561 posts)Eventually, no one could bring themselves to order someone cut in two no matter how heinous their crime was.
But to really make public execution a deterrent, they'll have to use a much more violent method of doing it than lethal injection. Oh, lethal injection, you just give them a shot and they fall asleep once and for all, like putting down an old dog. I recommend hanging.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)I guess justice was served.
whopis01
(3,514 posts)Joseph-Ignace Guillotin (who actually did not invent the guillotine) was not executed. He worked as a doctor and died of natural causes in Paris.
The actual inventor, Antoine Louis, was not executed either.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)struggle4progress
(118,318 posts)DallasNE
(7,403 posts)It is called Stand Your Ground.
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gordianot
(15,242 posts)Actually if they knew what it contained the various Psuedo-Christians and Conservatives might just enjoy some of the more gruesome aspect of Sharia law.
DallasNE
(7,403 posts)Texas is so screwed up that this was almost believable. Hats off to Onion writers.
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gopiscrap
(23,762 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)We didn't want to catch buttitch.
jmowreader
(50,561 posts)The Running Man, the "Monday Night Rehabilitation" scene in Idiocracy, and The Hunger Games spring immediately to mind.
It's feasible, but...well, y'know, that's what they do in Sharia Law countries...could someone explain to me, besides the symbol on the roof of the church, the difference between Sharia and what the teabaggers want?