''You sorry assed, rednecked sacks of goat sperm''

[Ichingcarpenter]

You sorry assed, rednecked sacks of goat sperm had no idea what you had here! Good luck with your pre-packaged frozen shit food in this town. Maybe you’ll remember us when you’re boning your sister and think she smells like pasta. We are off to make money in a town whose average IQ is above room temperature!
CIAO!!!

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According to the Amarillo Globe News, when the restaurant closed a couple weeks back, a sign on the building read, “We’re moving your favorite REAL Italian place to LUBBOCK!! With plans underway also for AUSTIN!! Thanks so much Amarillo! CIAO!!!”
The angry tone, the implication that Amarillo residents don’t like good food, and the all-caps CIAO, complete with three exclamation points, make a good case that the same person wrote the two notes.


There are also the owner’s responses to UrbanSpoon reviews. While the tone is significantly more cordial than either of the letters posted on the restaurant, he ends at least two replies to customers with that all-caps CIAO, giving ammunition to those who believe he is also the author of the latest angry notice.


Of course, it is possible that someone is merely mocking the style and wording of that first note and the UrbanSpoon responses to paint the restaurant owner in a bad light.


http://consumerist.com/2013/09/06/restaurant-denies-calling-customers-incestuous-rednecks-with-low-iqs/


Well that's one way to leave town and start a new business.

[lpbk2713]

1. Obviously they held their clientele in high esteem.

Such a shock their business failed.

[VanillaRhapsody]

2. Obviously their clientele didn't appreciate having real food...

Perhaps they lost their "esteem" they can go back to eating Totino's pizzas now...

[LuvNewcastle]

3. It might have been an employee who lost his job because there

wasn't enough business. I can understand the frustration; it's so disgusting to see a good restaurant go out of business while Olive Garden and Chili's have lines of people waiting to get in. So many Americans care more about the all-you-can-eat bread and salad than the quality of the food they're consuming. It's not a good bargain if you haven't crammed your belly full, you know.