Ted Nugent’s Wife Files for Divorce after being Outed as Ted Nugent’s Wife - See more at: http://www

[rsmith6621]

http://www.newslo.com/ted-nugents-wife-files-for-divorce-after-being-outed-as-ted-nugents-wife/


DALLAS – Shemane Nugent, the wife of rock musician and gun enthusiast Ted Nugent, filed for divorce today, spelling an end to the couple’s 24-year marriage. According to a source close to the Nugent family, Shemane, 51, decided that “she had no choice” but to separate from Nugent after “the whole world discovered that she was married to him.”

Shemane—who was relatively unknown until recently—was outed as Ted Nugent’s wife on Friday, when she attempted to pass through Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport security with a firearm in her carry-on luggage. The handgun—which Shemane claimed to have been carrying because she had received death threats—was discovered, and she was taken into custody. “I had totally forgotten it was in there,” Nugent claimed after being released on bail. “I mean, Jesus, I live with Ted Nugent, a man who carries half an armory in his ass crack. We’ve got guns all over the goddamn place.”
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[malthaussen]

1. Ted Nugent aside...

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... that is about the most vapid reason for a divorce I have ever heard in my life.

Ah, I see. Damn all, Poe's Law got me this time.

-- Mal

[lumpy]

2. I can't imagine living with such a fool as Ted Nugent for 24 years.

He is another epitome of insanity.

[Rex]

3. So, because she forgot she left her gun in her purse

and went to the airport - now is getting a divorce from Ted Nugent? Funny I think she divorced reality long ago, no wonder she was able to live with him for 24 years.

[lpbk2713]

4. Damn I hate to sound like I'm taking Tedophile's side but ...

it sounds like she was happy to ride on the gravy train until people found out about it.

[Logical]

5. This is not true. Parody. n-t

[UTUSN]

24. For visibility (of the parody). n/t

[monmouth3]

6. Are we sure this isn't satire? It's just so....so...out there..n/t

[Trajan]

7. Hilarious line ...

“I mean, Jesus, I live with Ted Nugent, a man who carries half an armory in his ass crack. We’ve got guns all over the goddamn place.” 

[DirkGently]

8. Just to be clear, it IS a joke article.

[Judi Lynn]

15. They DO seem that stupid, useless, pointless to some of us, in every sense. n/t

[DirkGently]

21. They do nearly defy satire.

[Judi Lynn]

9. So odd. Here's a photo of her with a beautiful antilope whose life someone stole.

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Her husband wanted to gibber about her hunting in this not-so-fascinating drool:


Shemane's Crossbow Antelope

By Ted Nugent

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/Outdoors/Subject/SubjectRead.aspx?sid=0&aid=173293&type=A

I couldn't read it either. What I saw was too stupid for words.

[RebelOne]

11. I was a copy editor for a company that published

hunting and fishing articles in 35 magazines across the U.S. I had to see photos like that of the happy hunters with their trophies. I wanted to smack the stupid smiles off their faces. I am anti-hunting, but please do not flame me. It was a job and I needed it as I was in my 60s and jobs were not easy to come by at my age. I am now retired.

[Judi Lynn]

14. Just a few of those smug faces could drive you wild.

Thinking that that would be the last thing any living thing saw is hideous.

What a shame.

[pinboy3niner]

10. It's SATIRE...

About Us

JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find the line between fact and commentary.

[veganlush]

12. y'all know it's a joke, right?

....some of you are scaring me.....

[gordianot]

13. Just for a few seconds, well my eye sight is not so good. n/t

[tblue37]

16. Make sure people know this comes from a parody site--sort of like _The Onion_. nt

[4bucksagallon]

17. It has to be satire she is known on his youtube channel.......

So yeah satire but funny still.

[pinboy3niner]

18. Check out the other headlines at the link

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Satire sites usually have a disclaimer on their "About" page, so you can always double-check by navigating there from the linked story.

[4bucksagallon]

19. At the bottom of the page.

There is an ABOUT
JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find the line between fact and commentary. - See more at: http://www.newslo.com/about-us/#sthash.0KKfArhq.dpuf

[pinboy3niner]

20. I posted that above, just to help eliminate any confusion. nt

[In_The_Wind]

25. It's hilarious!

[zbdent]

22. Were the "Death Threats" she was so concerned about

coming from Ted's phone?

[pinboy3niner]

23. It's coming from...