Bob Schrum: Why won't Romney light his hair on fire?

[JBoy]

He's already lit his pants on fire.

[Icicle]

1. It won't catch

His hair is composed of the same flame-retardant material as the outer skin of the Romneybot.
Think Lt. Cdr. Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, but not as smart.

But kudos to Mr. Shrum =)

[johnfunk]

2. Sufficient heat should in fact cause the Romneybot's internal components to combust -- or melt down!

In either case, a little bit of self-immolation will liven up the Michigan primary results!

[politicasista]

3. Kudos,

But thanks Bob for making a good Dem the unofficial poster Dem for "not fighting" back. JAO

[libodem]

4. funny stuff

All Pukes have their stupid hair on fire. Over everything. Especially lies they make up.