The original flat-line in real time! . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Tucker Carlson!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker ("My dream's got a little w**nie&quot Carlson is dreaming: "The slide is turning brown beneath and behind me. . . . I'm coughing up boulders of lumps with a smile. . . . I know the camera's rolling and I'm supposed to say something, but I can't wake up. . . . Woops, I'm wetting myself in front of an auditorium. . . They're going wild! . . . . Lying makes me so very, very tired. . . . Being naked on in front of Parliament turns me on until I pop a woody. . . I know I should wake up but my grandmother is slapping my face and telling me about shame. . . ."

[Berlum]

1. "I am so freaking sick and tired of spouting Republicon lies and bullshit." - The Tuckster (R)

"But, the money is good. Smirk. Sneer. Smarm." - The Tuckster (R - Smarmy Chickenhawk Toadie)

[gopiscrap]

4. "I left my script at home and can't do my lines"

[SummerSnow]

2. This is the look of political narcolepsy

[skip fox]

5. Nice one.

"The public will, a determined somnambulism," I once wrote. Here it would be the insistent somnambulism of the Republican party operatives.

[gopiscrap]

3. "This channel bores me as much as you"

[rustydog]

6. Why, oh WHY do they all keep calling me FUCKER Carlson?????

I want my Mommie so bad.

[spanone]

7. one of his finer career moments.