NY Times to Fire All Reporters With More Than 2 Years Experience
>>>>NY Times to Adopt TFA Model: Will Fire all Reporters With More than 2 Years Experience
"Strong newspapers can withstand the turnover of their reporters," declared the Times on its editorial page. "Experienced reporters grow tired and less effective."
Ed Notes satire
New reporters will undergo two and a half weeks of training before being sent to locations like Syria and Egypt. An extra week of training will be required to cover the White House.
"Novice reporters will receive constant feedback from their bureau chiefs," said the editorial. "Reporters with the lowest 20% of readership of their articles will be terminated."
The Times will adopt the "two claps and a sizzle" celebratory chant for reporters whose stories go viral.
The Times is actively searching for a 27 year old with at least 3 years on the job to run the paper.>>>>
the rest: http://ednotesonline.blogspot.com/2013/08/ny-times-to-adopt-tfa-model-will-fire.html
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Relax: It's a joke.
Don't relax: That's how the NY Times Editorial Board regards public education. That's NOT a joke.
