The utter absence of human space. Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

[skip fox]

Sean (the man with a merde-tinted nimbus) Hannity I saying: "You know what it is? . . . You know what's at the bottom of all this? . . . Cumulus is dumping me and Fox is given my time-slot to Megyn Kelly because of one thing and one thing only! . . . They're afraid of my ever-surging popularity! . . . I have word that they've even been rigging the audience polls against me. . . .They know I'm bigger than all their other hosts put together, and they're afraid I'll take over."

[niyad]

1. is this for real?

[skip fox]

2. CAPTIONing at DU is traditionally a creative act. But most of us try to channel

our subject's essential self or demented mentality. (Here, for instance, I wanted his raging egoism on full display.)

[niyad]

3. sorry, have not had sufficient caffeine yet--and I can certainly hear him saying just that, would

not surprise me in the least.

[skip fox]

7. Yes, good. That's part of the joke. It's outlandish what he says but we can imagine

him saying that. From the delusive egoism down to the speech patterns.

(These guys are hard to satirize, by the way. Why not give it a try?))

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Picks up GOP Talking point:

"I'm Sean Hannity?"

[NuclearDem]

5. My GOD, I'm the greatest speaker of all time!

They're lapping up my every syllable!

[Whisp]

6. bigger than O'Reilly too? o, falafel fight! n/t

[rrneck]

8. My bullshit bubble is actually bigger than their bullshit bubble. nt

[skip fox]

9. "I have ABSOLUTE PROOF that the devil exists:

just look at what's happening to my career!!"