Oh, let it all go, Rick.

[Jackpine Radical]

You don't have to live that life of constraint and sexual frustration. Go ahead, tell your wife about the goats. You'll feel better outside the closet, and truth to tell, your wife will be happier when she knows she has the goats to distract you with when those unspeakable needs overcome you. She'll appreciate not having to get into those uncomfortable postures andy more, and really, the bleating was never much of a turn-on for her.

Once you get all the congestion cleared out of your little head, your big head will probably figure out you really don't belong in this race, and that would be better for everyone all around.