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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat is Ted Nugent on? Meth?
He can't really be this stupid, can he?
"And lets all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaios thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony medias smoke and mirrors."
-- Ted Nugent, July 31 WND column
bravenak
(34,648 posts)It's the tea. Drinks it by the barrel.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Rush Limbaugh at the drug store before a Dominican Republic trip.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)I'm dying over here!
Aerows
(39,961 posts)arely staircase
(12,482 posts)bunnies
(15,859 posts)Along with all the other RWNJs in this country.
zappaman
(20,606 posts)I know for a FACT that he was back in the early 90s.
Saw him do it with own eyes.
Biggest fucking hypocrite on the planet.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)and I'm not talking about drugs, but his own bowel movements. He's a lunatic.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)fredamae
(4,458 posts)of use....imo
Aerows
(39,961 posts)but whatever it is, I don't want anything to do with it because it appears to cause stupidity, or at least brings out latent stupidity strongly enough to stand up and announce itself to a broader audience.
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)but will crap my pants if confronted by a situation where I had to kill a human being.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)bravenak
(34,648 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)he's ugly on the inside. To say the things that he does makes him ugly and evil on the inside. If he looked like a ken doll, he'd still be an ugly ugly human being.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)Cause he's about full to the brim. People up here love him. He comes here for "concerts".
Aerows
(39,961 posts)the people that go to his concerts shit in their beer, and then complain about the color.
napkinz
(17,199 posts)Oh wow, this thread has potential
Initech
(100,104 posts)Nugent probably needs to change his adult diaper...
Brother Buzz
(36,469 posts)Initech
(100,104 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)since he personifies cowardice.
truebluegreen
(9,033 posts)How appropriate.
Brother Buzz
(36,469 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)to send him a coupon for Ex-Lax.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Then I look at Ted Nugent, and recall that he shit his drawers for 2 weeks to avoid military service in the draft.
Yep, the clothes do make the man after all.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)KharmaTrain
(31,706 posts)...this dude has always been a self promoter and uses outrage to get your attention. He no longer gets people to buy his records and the only places that book his "concerts" are county fairs. His ego has always played to the crazies and we're living in the golden age of crazies. The Nooge found his peeps...
Wolf Frankula
(3,602 posts)fairs where he opens for puppet shows.
Wolf
spanone
(135,885 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)PCP.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)It obviously bath salts and natty ice. And that purple drank he got from lil Wayne.
darkangel218
(13,985 posts)Most likely.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)bubbling hot vomit
* now its your turn*
darkangel218
(13,985 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)in the middle of nowhere with no clothes and only poison ivy plants nearby.
Initech
(100,104 posts)* - credit goes to Anchorman for that one.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)I met him once, briefly, and he strikes me as if he is slightly mentally disabled. The guy isn't all there. His IQ might reach 80 but I kinda doubt it. He can play a guitar fairly well but that is about it.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)mstinamotorcity2
(1,451 posts)Don't be stupid
surrealAmerican
(11,364 posts)"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
Life Long Dem
(8,582 posts)He is standing behind Sheriff Joe's investigation.
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)love_katz
(2,584 posts)wanna-be Rush Limbaugh?
His tactics are the same.
Like someone said upthread...he'll say anything and everything in hopes of shocking you (meaning he gets some attention).
ForgoTheConsequence
(4,869 posts)I´ve got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can´t resist the old lady's purse
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time
Well I don´t care if you´re just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you´re probably clean
There´s one lil' thing I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time
So tell your mama that I´m back in town
She likes us boys when it´s time to get down
She´s got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama's brand new rage
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time
Honey you you you look so nice
She´s young she´s tender
Won´t you please surrender
She's so fine she´s mine
All the time, all mine mine
It´s all right baby
It´s quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don´t put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I´ll share her with you
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jailbait_(Ted_Nugent_song)
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