The Book of Fallopians
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The Book of Fallopians
Go Forth and Postify! Fallopians 3:20
?Rejected will you be, oh men, to attend to thy needs by thyself- alone and away from us, and preferably in the shower or when we are out of the house and please don't bother telling us about it either! OY- for you have allowed these elephants to occupy our bodies and thus we have no room for you... Fallopians 4:28 - 5:5
?"Thou shalt stop passing anti-women bills that are anathemas to right-thinking women and men." Fallopians 3:19
?And women from their very loins made all the politicians who bargin and govern the world. So if they piss us off- we shall relieve them of their place. Fallopians 3:25
Thou shalt not fervorify about the sins of others whilst coveting the ass of your neighbours wife...we're looking at you Newt... Fallopians 4:1
Take heed, ye men of legislature, for no longer can you sneak about the chambers enacting bad bills. We shall postify and thou wilt be shamed, for thou art bad men. Fallopians 2:16
And for those of you who art bad, and art Representatives, thy days of doom art coming in November, when thou shalt be ejected from thy seat and cast upon the dunghills. Fallopians 5:22
For we are strong, and we are many; we shall belabor thy Facebooks with humorous postings, and expose thy foolishness to all and sundry. We shalt assign fitting nicknames, and thou wilt be known forevermore by these names. Fallopians 6:12
Thou shall not pit woman against woman in order to secure blood money for thyself- For this is the most hateful of all offenses! Fallopians 3:28
"Let he who is without uterus shove a trans vaginal ultrasound wand up his gluteus maximus" Fallopians 9:11
And so it was that a plague descended on all the women, elephantitis of the uterus. But she stood up and delivered her fury onto those that perpetrated against her. Fallopians 7:44
Woman shall rule over the male because without her there can be no procreation. Fallopians 1:20
Verily I say unto thee...we shall have dominion over our ladybits Fallopians 8:12
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