Weiner Names New Campaign Manager

[cali]

One day after his campaign manager quit, the mayoral candidate Anthony D. Weiner named his penis to the post, telling reporters, “He was already making most of the major decisions, anyway.”

In announcing the new appointment, Mr. Weiner lavished praise upon his penis, calling him “a tough hombre” who “cares about the struggles of ordinary, middle-class New Yorkers.”

After one reporter questioned the wisdom of naming his penis to such an important role in the campaign, Mr. Weiner dismissed that concern, saying, “Look, he’s gotten me this far.”

While Mr. Weiner’s decision to give the top job to his controversial appendage raised eyebrows among political observers, insiders said the move merely reflected his headline-grabbing member’s already prominent role in the campaign.

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http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/07/weiner-names-new-campaign-manager.html

[Octafish]

1. Certainly photogenic.

For a hand-job.

[Politicalboi]

2. It's NOT about HIM

Next up, Weiner names new wife.

[immoderate]

3. Anybody here think Borowitz is funny?

I do.

--imm

[n2doc]

4. Well, his dick IS doing most of the thinking already

And certainly Weiner is looking for more exposure. Perfect solution.

[rocktivity]

5. He didn't even have enough common sense to say

"Yes, I WAS sick -- but I've gotten therapy and now I'm cured!"


rocktivity

[Nye Bevan]

6. But is it wise to hire a campaign manager who hangs around with a couple of nuts? (nt)

[Bosonic]

7. Proven Track record