"Why, oh why, don't they want me?" Please come CAPTION Anthony Weiner!!!

[skip fox]

Anthony ("If I'm speaking I'm not on Twitter&quot Weiner is saying: "To answer your question: There weren't more than six to eight others, I don't mean incidents, I mean people, not counting inquiries, suggestions, and what I call 'phone-flashes' or 'toned flatteries.' Depending of course what one wishes to call inappropriate. . . . Like is it inappropriate to simply give specs for a 3D printer? . . . That's more like math, like homework. . . . Or is it inappropriate to share a little adventure with my friend as the lead character, dressing him in little suits and uniforms and towels and stuff for the different shots? . . . Is it inappropriate if they can't see your face, like if you're in the buff with a clown-face doing silly things. Is that inappropriate? . . . Like I said not more than eight or ten, if you don't count. . . ."

[Cirque du So-What]

1. All I am saying...

is give penis peace a chance.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. "I'd love to meat each and every one of you"

[Baitball Blogger]

3. I don't get the impression that this guy is going to age gracefully.

[skip fox]

4. "When I said I was over it, I meant I was over it when I said that.

It's like you get very hungry and then you have a big meal. . . . Well, the next day . . . You get the idea. . . . Well it certainly doesn't make me inconsistent."

[flamingdem]

5. When you hit the "flash" button on your phone

be careful it might be me!

[warrprayer]

6. here's one

[SummerSnow]

7. "And I never used this hand to....."

you can finish it

[skip fox]

8. ". . . and if you don't count the plaster-caster gifts I gave to my female campaign staff

at Christmas, and if you don't count . . ."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

9. people... people who need people

are the luckiest people in the world.

We're children, needing other children
And yet letting our grown-up pride
Hide all the need inside,
Acting more like children
Than children.