On The Lighter Side: Punography

[Unknown Beatle]

Received an email with the following:

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

A soldier that survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had Type A blood, bit it was a Type O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Class trip to the Coca Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water. Boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary. A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. The it hit me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

[Igel]

1. What did the anarchist say when offered a cup of Earl Grey?

Proper tea is theft.

[angstlessk]

2. Gotta give this one a kick also

[Momgonepostal]

3. I love this thread!

[reformist2]

4. These are very clever!!

[krispos42]

5. Ow, my puncreas...

[Scuba]

6. The things you do with words are just some antics.

[chervilant]

7. My personal fave:

Time flies like an arrow;
Fruit flies like a banana.




(For good measure:

How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line!)



I love puns! Thanks for this much needed bit of levity!