"Can I get a second mortgage on my soul, please?" Please come CAPTION Megyn Kelly!!!

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Megyn (The piece-of-work's piece-of-work) Kelly is saying: "And in our next segment we'll examine the question: Is Obama crazy or evil? . . . And just which of his actions come from his being evil, and which from just being crazy? . . . Stay on Fox . . . Fair and balanced as always!!"

[hobbit709]

1. Is she naturally born stupid or did she take lessons?

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2. CAPTIONs at DU are creative, but we try often to channel our subject's

essential self or have them say what they'd like to say if they thought they could get away with it.

In this case, I actually witnessed a "debate" on Fox framed precisely in the terms of the CAPTION. It may have been less than a segment and it wasn't on Kelly's show.

I can't remember but it was on a segment featuring a talk with an "expert" who strongly maintained his position of which of Obama's actions came out of insanity and which out of evil. I had simply had to place it in someone mouth who was decently well known. . . . And then closely followed with "fair and balanced" to emphasize the hypocrisy. But the hypocrisy is already there in the original segment! It gets extremely difficult to satirize the laughably stupid and meanly malicious.

[Blue Owl]

3. Reverse Soul Mortgages are all the rage at FOX

n/t

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4. "Next, an expert on human emotional makeup in order to answer the question

Just why does Obama hate America so much??? . . . Stay tuned to Fox, fair and balanced as always."

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5. "Well, to be accurate, Bill,

Ted Nugent was not calling for armed revolution, he was merely asking his audience the question of how much longer they're going to sit and watch their beloved country turned into a third-world, dope-smoking republic , before they stand up and blow 'these suckers', as he called them, 'the hell away!!!' . . . . There's a big difference. . . . The first would have been treasonous. The second is patriotic. . . . That's easy to understand."