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I approve this awesome image of Steve King (Original Post) kpete Jul 2013 OP
LOL! pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #1
thats an insult to melons putitinD Jul 2013 #2
That picture will cause serious melancholy mindwalker_i Jul 2013 #3
OMG! SoapBox Jul 2013 #4
The seeds could rightly be mistaken for maggots. n/t UtahLib Jul 2013 #5
I have calves the size of cantaloupes. Chan790 Jul 2013 #6
GOD!!! DeSwiss Jul 2013 #7
That's about it for his "brains." calimary Jul 2013 #8
hahaha hibbing Jul 2013 #9
Kick Scurrilous Jul 2013 #10
It took me over a minute to respond because CrispyQ Jul 2013 #11
Amazing photoshop job nadinbrzezinski Jul 2013 #12
K&R! hrmjustin Jul 2013 #13
There's a great New Yorker piece on this. DirkGently Jul 2013 #14
He's confused....It's "Cantaloupe Eyes" not cantaloupe calves. MineralMan Jul 2013 #15
 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
6. I have calves the size of cantaloupes.
Sat Jul 27, 2013, 01:25 AM
Jul 2013

They go well with my multiple college degrees and 174IQ.

Being so smart, I feel compelled to point out the volume of 75lbs. of marijuana would be so large as to be beyond the carrying capacity of one person on foot. Pot doesn't weigh much per ft3.

 

DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)
7. GOD!!!
Sat Jul 27, 2013, 01:33 AM
Jul 2013
- No seeds! No seeds! Burn the seeds!!!!! Please burn the seeds before they spread!!!!!




K&R

calimary

(81,322 posts)
8. That's about it for his "brains."
Sat Jul 27, 2013, 01:36 AM
Jul 2013

Or what passes for them anyway.

There's one teabagger who's a complete melon-head. A SEEDY melon-head at that.

CrispyQ

(36,478 posts)
11. It took me over a minute to respond because
Sat Jul 27, 2013, 03:12 PM
Jul 2013

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time on DU! Whoa! I needed that!





DirkGently

(12,151 posts)
14. There's a great New Yorker piece on this.
Sat Jul 27, 2013, 03:31 PM
Jul 2013
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/closeread/2013/07/steve-king-and-the-case-of-the-canteloupe-calves.html

In several interviews since, he has defended those remarks by returning, again and again, to the bodies of young immigrants, in a way that veers on the odd. To an Iowa radio station (via the Washington Post):

We have people that are mules, that are drug mules, that are hauling drugs across the border and you can tell by their physical characteristics what they’ve been doing for months.
And on Thursday, on the floor of Congress:

Increasingly, the higher value drugs—heroin, methamphetamine, cocaine in some form or another—are being strapped to the bodies—sometimes of young girls, teen-age girls.

Physical characteristics, girls wrapped in straps—King speaks as though he thinks that if he could just convey the figures and shapes of these young people, their sheer physicality, others would recoil, just as he does, at the idea of letting them be American. What he asks is not that we listen to their stories, or add up their accomplishments, or read the history of this country, but just that we look at them, like he does. At their legs, arms—anywhere, it would seem, but in their eyes, where he’d have to acknowledge their individuality.
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