Royal Naming Thread for William and Kate's new baby

[Kennah]

I'll start

[Kennah]

1. Lucky

[Warren DeMontague]

2. In some ways, compared to, say, the billions of piss-poor people on the planet, absolutely.

However, being born into a Michael Jackson level of global celebrity through no fault of your own certainly carries some elements of curse as well as blessing.

[Tx4obama]

3. Prince Arthur George Alexander Michael Albert Victor (last name Wales)

[RudynJack]

16. I doubt they'd burden a child with the King Arthur name.

And his last name is properly Mountbatten-Windsor.

Four names are traditional. I bet two of them are George and Albert.

[Tx4obama]

23. The baby's dad Prince William goes by Wales

William, who in the RAF, is called Flt Lt Wales

So, I guess since William is Prince of Wales that makes sense.

If baby George Alexander Louis goes into the military perhaps he will use 'Cambridge' as a last name.

[MADem]

4. I've said it before, I'll say it again.... RALPH!!! nt

[PoliticAverse]

5. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-

dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nuernburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Windsor

[LuvNewcastle]

6. Satchmo

[B Calm]

7. What the hell is wrong with the Brits? My god

they had 9 fucking months to come up with a damn name. They should have had a boys name and a girls name picked long ago. What in hell does the birth certificate say?

[Tx4obama]

24. Birth certificate name doesn't have to be filed for like another 40 days.

As most parents know - it isn't until you SEE the baby that you really make up your mind on what the name will be.

[66 dmhlt]

8. Reginald Throckmorton

[JHB]

9. A dignified old Saxon name

Three cheers for baby Prince Hengist!

[longship]

10. This one's easy: Nigel Incubator-Jones.

[eShirl]

11. Spencer

They can call him Spike for short.

[mnhtnbb]

15. I would LOVE to see Spencer somewhere in his name...but I'll bet the Queen wouldn't approve.

[FarPoint]

12. Let's look at a name from the "Game of Thrones"

Like...Joffrey Baratheon

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Joffrey_Baratheon

Time to change-up the Royals a bit.

I love Game of Thrones.

[Motown_Johnny]

13. Prince Earl (but everyone calls him Duke)

[Douglas Carpenter]

14. I say, Ralph -- imagine a real King Ralph

[Danmel]

17. Aiden Brayden Cayden Haydn Jaden

[kaiden]

18. Zorro.

[PADemD]

19. James William Charles Michael

[raccoon]

20. Dylan. Everybody is naming male children Dylan! nt

[theHandpuppet]

21. Damien

[Nay]

22. I've said it here before: Reginald.

[Rectangle]

25. Richy Rich, or just ......... $$Rich$$ (with the dollar or pound signs)...

or maybe just "$$Bling Bling$$"

[leveymg]

26. "Oh Lucky Man" or just Malcolm McDowell. One of my favorite Lindsay Anderson films: watch it below.

[Kennah]

27. Skinner!