Santorum's Contraception Solution (Hint...you wear it.)

[trof]

And they come in Men's and Women's models.

[lunatica]

1. Sex toys!

[trof]

2. No, Anti-Sex 'toys'.

[TlalocW]

3. I wear the bottom one

When I pay leather-clad Madame Cruella to tie me up and pelt me with rotten fruit while calling me names.

Uh, I mean, look at at those weird things! I bet Santorum wants us to wear those things there all right!

TlalocW

[pipi_k]

4. Wow...the second one

would make a really cool tea strainer

[Renew Deal]

6. lol

[Happyhippychick]

5. Does the men's version come in different sizes?

[Tsiyu]

7. They look like whizzinators

Which have been outlawed....


and when fake penises are outlawed, only outlaws - and forced celibates - will have fake penises...

[toddwv]

8. I thought you were talking about the "sweater vest".