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Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
Hook him up with SyFy and make a Sharknado movie with him and the cars in it. I'd watch it.
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Better stay away from My Mother the Car!
I like that
OneGrassRoot
(22,920 posts)Bay Boy
(1,689 posts)...legalize same sex marriage and next thing you know guys are wanting to marry their cars.
chollybocker
(3,687 posts)flamingdem
(39,313 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,719 posts)Or maybe I don't want to know.
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)Or something like that .....
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)well, see for yourself
http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-strange-addiction/videos/my-car-is-my-lover.htm
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)opiate69
(10,129 posts)lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)hootinholler
(26,449 posts)Kept burning his lips on the tail pipe.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)bluestate10
(10,942 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,719 posts)or a leaky head gasket.
Initech
(100,079 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)V8?
NickB79
(19,247 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)DetlefK
(16,423 posts)When I first read about it, they brought up an example about someone being sexually attracted to robots.
Vinnie From Indy
(10,820 posts)eom
tularetom
(23,664 posts)OK, I don't want to know anymore details about this, but I would like to know what happened to his previous cars so I don't buy one by mistake.
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)flvegan
(64,408 posts)Oh boy.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Initech
(100,079 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)Blue Owl
(50,393 posts)n/t
markiv
(1,489 posts)well....
"Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses"
said 'Victoria' 'It's been a rough go, but better than having 'The Watchtower' shoved in my face every day'
edbermac
(15,940 posts)Initech
(100,079 posts)The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Initech
(100,079 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Every puff of smoke is great
When a puff of smoke is wasted
God gets quite irate."
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)with an STP.
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)hootinholler
(26,449 posts)The republicans have been going all bestiality, how long will it take for them to ask if they can marry their car?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)darkangel218
(13,985 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)Not just one.
Get the idea?
Turbineguy
(37,337 posts)the Defense of Marriage Act was supposed to prevent that sort of thing.
NoGOPZone
(2,971 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Or so Ricardo Montalban told me.
unreadierLizard
(475 posts)I say go for it. He's not hurting anyone unless he shoves his willie into a hot exhaust pipe.
Warpy
(111,267 posts)along with a woman who was in lust with the Berlin wall.
I guess it happens. At least that kind of kink doesn't hurt anyone else.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)Ed, you must really be da man.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Hey, baby, did you pop your airbags or are you just happy to see me?
Did I ever mention I'm good with manual?
Would you like me to give you a lube job?
Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)..are they automotive sex slaves?
If he gives you a hundred dollars to sleep with your car, are you a car pimp?
When the cars are in a committed relationship, do they sit around and get fat cause they don't have to try so hard anymore?
On the Road
(20,783 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)But it does give 'auto service' a whole new meaning...
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Although we have slept together many times over the years.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)If that ain't intimacy, I don't know what is.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I finally got the AC fixed yesterday.
Lancero
(3,003 posts)You take your stickshift, put it in the tailpipe and then change gears, Drive and Reverse -, repeatedly - at about 69 miles per hour.
In_The_Wind
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surrealAmerican
(11,361 posts)Does Vanilla know about the others, or does he just cheat on her a lot?
... or maybe they have three-(or more)-somes.
bluedigger
(17,086 posts)Who are we to judge?
Wounded Bear
(58,662 posts)Response to The Straight Story (Original post)
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uppityperson
(115,677 posts)uppityperson
(115,677 posts)PCIntern
(25,553 posts)As opposed to a Sable.
(Same car, marketed to different genders, for the uninitiated)
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)"Got a feel for my automobile..."
dogknob
(2,431 posts)lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)about Christine?
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)d_r
(6,907 posts)if you wan to go that far
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)-- Woody Allen