Fundgelical Hypocrisy, summed up in one image:

[riqster]

[ZRT2209]

1. Life begins at conception - science proves it!

[haikugal]

3. semantics....

women have a right to family planning, contraception and choice regardless of what others think.

[nolabels]

7. You can believe in my religion just as long i believe i will get your money while you're doing it

It's funny how some religious groups and organizations revolve around money and getting the parishioners to give up to them and all the while denouncing money as something evil.

The even more ridiculous part for me is that they will do it with a smile on their face and no one seems to notice

[Fearless]

5. Life began hundreds of millions of years ago

And is a continuous process.

[Warren DeMontague]

20. technically, Billions of years ago

[awoke_in_2003]

9. You're on the wrong website...

your mouth proves it.

[ZRT2209]

10. um...that was sarcasm...lighten up

[riqster]

13. I recommend

Things get lost in text.

[haikugal]

18. Good advice...it would help a lot.

[Warren DeMontague]

21. This is sarcasm too

an oldie but a goody:

http://www.geocities.ws/preconceivedbabies/

[gtar100]

14. Not true. Life begins at erection.

Every sperm is sacred. And there's a dear, sweet snowflake baby waiting for each one.

And humanity kills them in untold numbers every day.

Please get on this issue right away. Every moment you hesitate billions of potential human beings are lost and will never have the opportunity to know Jesus. How can you sleep at night?

Births! Births! We need more births! There's an empty spot just over to my left where we could fit another in.

[Warren DeMontague]

23. "I'm supposed to call my doctor over a 4 hour erection? I had one that lasted 4 years!"

"It was called High School"

[riqster]

32. Rimshot!

[Warren DeMontague]

33. I have a borscht belt in Karate.

[Fumesucker]

25. The sperm and egg are inanimate?

I did not know that.

/Johnny Carson

[CurtEastPoint]

2. ? Image? Link? or is it me?

[Bette Noir]

4. I don't see hypocrisy there.

In both cases, it's a matter of, "I believe what I believe, and the rest of you be damned."

[riqster]

6. Point.

[Mr.Bill]

8. That's one of the best things about being an Atheist.

It doesn't require me to damn anyone whose beliefs differ from mine.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

11. +a lot, I'm using that line.

[Hissyspit]

16. Nonsense.

Some "beliefs" are more likely to be true than other "beliefs" based on observation and evidence. Some people absolutely refuse to consider evidence and logic in relationship to their beliefs and other people do. If you don't want to call it hypocrisy, then call it fallacy.

[Enthusiast]

19. Ever hear of empirical evidence?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empirical_evidence

The scientific method depends on evidence. Religion depends on believing something where there is an absence of evidence - faith.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

12. god DAMN that is one repulsive face.

And to have to see it twice!?!! 1.?!

Ugh!

[Warren DeMontague]

24. Know who else used to do that?

[BlancheSplanchnik]

30. thanks a LOT Warren.

Thanks a whole pantload....



I should put you on ignore for that.
Ugh, and my therapist isn't due back in town for another week.

[KG]

15. they enjoy denying science, except, it seems, the science that created the computers that store

the donor$ mailing list.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

31. +++ n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Caption..."Don't make me argue, Don't make me shout, Just turn your pockets inside out!"

Pat Depends(no pun intended) on modern science, but has faith only in those things that spell more money for Pat. I have never had a mega-speck of faith in the likes of preacher Pat. If he's what "Heaven" is all about, I'd just as soon stay home.

"Send Me, Get Me, Bring me, Gimme. Don't worry about your twisted sisters, missing husbands, broken autos, past due creditors and repo warriors. Me and Gawd needs your paycheck more than anybody in the universe! So don't you EVER, dare to shortchange we two universal pilgrims, lest you tumble straight to Hell, without so much a hand basket or a medium slurpee. There might come a day when the devil tells you to spend your dough on the real things, but I'm telling you today brothers, write me a check Right now and don't give old Beelzebub time to tempt your hearts, deer friends.

And for another $25,000, while you got your checkbook and quill out, I'll send you two half carrot gem stones from The Dark Continent, where BTW, my missionaries and friends are hard at work in the BIG hole 24/7. These great quality GEM STONES, set in these 14 carrot GOLD praying hands and my two latest books, 'How to be a Fundgelic Ho For Me' and 'Why I could sure use some more bags of your dollars'."

"The Say Amen Somebody ministries, welcomes all your contributions, ASAP!"

All merchandise packaged in a plain brown wrapper with the Ten Commandments embossed on the back free of charge.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Devil's advocate time (and I'm an Atheist, FWIW) Pat Robertson doesn't speak for all Christians.

The piece on fundegelical hypocrisy would work better if the "Christians" part were likewise clarified with something like "fundegelical".

[riqster]

27. Yeah, he sure doesn't speak for me!

[Scurrilous]

26. K & R

[riqster]

28. Boink.

[HillWilliam]

29. Fundigelicals: Keeping the "fun"

in dysfunctional.