To all the guys on DU today: Comb your hair, brush your teeth, and pull your pants up

[Berlum]

Get your act together or no one is going to call you beautiful.

[aikoaiko]

1. What pants?

[reformist2]

3. LOL!

[Deep13]

2. I can live with that. nt

[pintobean]

4. What hair?

[taterguy]

5. What teeth?

[Live and Learn]

6. What motivation?

If it was there I missed it.

[HereSince1628]

8. WTF! Another GD authoritarian in GD GD telling me what to think

and how to behave!





Today I'm testing whether foreign Pilsner produces more farts than Spotted Cow.

[FreakinDJ]

9. Give me a reason -

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. How about armpit-scratching or farting?

Is that exempt? It's the weekend, you know.

[AllINeedIsCoffee]

11. I would hope not. I'd like to keep my sanity and what little money I have. nt

[n2doc]

12. Isn't this "Lounge" material? n/t

[Chan790]

18. It's a satirical play on the responses "National Tell a Girl She’s Beautiful Day" elicited in GD...

yesterday. It's entirely a GD topic. The Lounge didn't erupt over whether "National Tell a Girl She’s Beautiful Day" was misogynistic.

GD did.

For my part, I'd much rather be told that I have a gigantic medulla oblongata or talliwacker or bank account than be told I'm beautiful. If I had a big brain, dick or roll...I'd be well on my way to happy. I mean look at Jon Hamm...the guy's okay in the looks (like a 4-6) department but he's rich, smart and hung; women lust after Jon Hamm.

Bieber's beautiful...nobody lusts after Justin Beiber.

[n2doc]

30. I wasn't being serious but punny n/t

[bluedigger]

13. I'm beautiful on the inside.

The outside is a little rundown...

[MindPilot]

14. eff that it's Saturday.

I seriously doubt the carpet I'm about to shampoo cares much what I look like.

[In_The_Wind]

15. A shower would help your cause too.

If you catch my drift.

[Demoiselle]

16. Take a shower, too. nt

[Iggo]

17. Like most human adults, I don't need anyone to call me beautiful.

[walkerbait41]

19. NO

If I did all that my wife would leave me

[The Straight Story]

20. Lord I hope no one compliments me. Would scare the hell out me

Can't people just say things like

"Hello. I am model # 352. I am seeking data on the location of the nearest oil station. May I please be allowed to speak with you and take part of your intellect so that I may find my way"

See, if we all just lost being individuals and liking those of the opposite sex (or same) and kept our mouths shut we wouldn't offend the delicate sensibilities of others. I hate that I put women into shame and make them feel like I am a rapist stalking them if I say they look nice or help them change a tire. I have learned to treat women different than others now because I see how our patriarchy has made them weaker than others.

Someday though, I pray, we can all compliment each other and it won't be so damned complex.

[petronius]

21. Thanks! This is exactly why I come to DU first thing in the morning

Barely awake, stumbling through my first cup of coffee, knowing I've got important things to do today but not remembering what, and BAM! - someone posts a nice helpful list...

[pintobean]

22. I see an opportunity for someone to make money

in this thread.

[txwhitedove]

23. But, but I usually stay in pj's all Saturday cause it's hard work being beautiful every damn day.

[KG]

24. don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful

[Nye Bevan]

26. I don't know I'm beautiful. And that's what makes me beautiful (nt)

[Turbineguy]

27. Check

check and check.

Plus I cooked breakfast.

[Eleanors38]

28. But it's not Wednesday yet.

[DirkGently]

29. I am seriously going to shave

... at some point here. Maybe after lunch.

[felix_numinous]

31. I am old enough to remember Ray Stevens: