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jmowreader

(50,562 posts)
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 12:41 PM Jul 2013

Where Your Cuccinelli Is

In honor of Virginia attorney general Ken Cuccinelli's attempts to re-outlaw normal heterosexual foreplay, I hereby announce the location of your cuccinelli.

The male cuccinelli is the little triangle on the dorsal (bottom) side of the glans penis.

The female cuccinelli is the portion of the clitoris visible through the hood when it is in its usual position. As all women are built differently, the size and shape of the female cuccinelli varies from woman to woman.

Or in legalese, the cuccinelli is the part of a person's sexual anatomy most effectively stimulated by oral sex.

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Where Your Cuccinelli Is (Original Post) jmowreader Jul 2013 OP
LOL Punkingal Jul 2013 #1
Take this to Facebook and see what happens jmowreader Jul 2013 #3
"Hey, you got some Santorum on your Cuccinelli." "Hell yeah I do!" (high five) nt Poll_Blind Jul 2013 #2

jmowreader

(50,562 posts)
3. Take this to Facebook and see what happens
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 01:54 PM
Jul 2013

The cuccinelli will grow to be as popular an Internet meme as santorum is now.

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