Wasilla High Covers Art Because it Looks Like Girl Parts
[font size=4]Wasilla High Covers Art Because it Looks Like Girl Parts[/font]
By - AKMuckraker
February 18th, 2012
~Photo by artist Jim Dault
Wasilla, in its seemingly never-ending quest to earn the derision and eye-rolling of the nation, has a new offering in the headlines this week. It has to do with a piece of artwork that currently sits outside Wasilla High School, the alma mater of our former ex-half governor, Sarah Palin and her ex-half-First Dude, Todd. In an homage to the school team, the Wasilla Warriors, the piece by artists Jim Dault and Shala Dobson was commissioned by the Percent for Art program to the tune of $100,000. It is titled “The Warrior Within” and features a pair of shields – one bronze with a hand, and one aluminum with a flame, which glow from within the large stone form.
The problem is that the students and parents of Wasilla find the statue offensive. Why? Well, it’s because the shields, surrounded by feathers reminds them of…um… it kind of looks like … (whispers)… female genitalia. Yes, this is what the population of Wasilla sees, and has therefore in horror, covered it up with a tarp before it could do any damage to young impressionable minds, and the parents thereof.
Despite the fact that everyone in Wasilla was born to someone with the above mentioned anatomy, and most entered the world through that self same portal, we can clearly not have anything to do with anything that remotely resembles it.
According to the artists’ description:
“Emerging from the powerful stone form are two warrior shields encircled by glowing feathers,” the description says, adding the art is a monument to the warrior spirit. “The bronze shield has a hand impression showing ‘good deeds.’ The aluminum shield has a flame symbol representing the ‘spark of inspiration.’ The stone form represents the strong material from which a warrior is made.”
Yup, it’s a hoohoo alright.
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- If they had only put a tarp over Sarah Palin instead, we'd all be the better for it.......
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- And for the record, Wassillians are dirty-minded rubes.......
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
I am forever soiled!!!
- They mostly elect the penises to high office in Alaska.......
small. 
where Marie creates a sculpture for Raymond that unbeknownst to her sensibility, resembles a... (see below):
Ray ends up covering it with a sheet while it's in the house and eventually it is donated to their church... where the Nuns also saw what Marie seemed to have missed and they let her know.
- Oh, never mind!!!!
They could leave the statue alone if they instead all covered their eyes, which they should to protect their innocent children. After all, which is worse - the artwork, or human eyes?
Between the ”eye” and you're dancing banana, I can't stop laughing...
TYY
But the Greek phallus statues were anatomically correct, very popular, and dutifully stationed in front of most houses in ancient Greece.
I had a Greek Civ professor in college, who as an archaeologist was an expert on them, and he would show the class literally dozens of photos that he had taken over the years as part of his research of the surviving penis sculptures.
You can imagine how that class went that semester. 
Not seeing it...
Getting there...
OMG! OMG!
[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE]French waxing leaves a vertical strip in front (sometimes called a landing strip), two to three finger-widths long just above the vulva, and 4 cm (1½ inches) wide. It is also known as a partial Brazilian wax.[2](p139)[7][9] Hair of the peri-anal area and labia may be removed. Removal of hair from these areas is also known as the Playboy wax[8] or G-waxing. The landing strip wax has become popular with models who must wear garments of an extreme narrowness in the crotch region.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_wax#Styles
Warning: link is NSFW!
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/fish_symbol.htm
Well before Christianity, the fish symbol was known as "the Great Mother," a pointed oval sign, the "vesica piscis" or Vessel of the Fish. "Fish" and "womb" were synonymous terms in ancient Greek,"delphos." Its link to fertility, birth, feminine sexuality and the natural force of women was acknowledged also by the Celts, as well as pagan cultures throughout northern Europe. Eleanor Gaddon traces a "Cult of the Fish Mother" as far back as the hunting and fishing people of the Danube River Basin in the sixth millennium B.C.E. Over fifty shrines have been found throughout the region which depict a fishlike deity, a female creature who "incorporates aspects of an egg, a fish and a woman which could have been a primeval creator or a mythical ancestress..." The "Great Goddess" was portrayed elsewhere with pendulous breasts, accentuated buttocks and a conspicuous vaginal orifice, the upright "vesica piscis" which Christians later adopted and rotated 90-degrees to serve as their symbol.
It rocks!
I'm partial to mine anyway. 
this went down. Member him?
"Where as without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his...johnson." - Maude Lebowski.
