If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em

[SoCalMusicLover]

Anybody know where I can get a good assault weapon?

God Bless America.

[ZombieHorde]

1. Can you pass a background check?

If not, try a gun show.

[Ruby the Liberal]

2. The internet is chock full of them

and no background checks!

USA!! USA!! USA!!

[pangaia]

3. Montana.

Probably Florida. :&gt (

[Lurks Often]

4. If you are in California as your name suggests

you aren't allowed one under the state law

[Avalux]

5. I really hope you forgot the sarcasm gif. n/t

[Hoyt]

6. The gun lovers in our gungeon will outfit you. They love recommending

the damn things. They will even give you tips on what - and what not - to tell police if you shoot someone.

I think God and decency have abandoned America.

[SoCalMusicLover]

7. What To Tell Police

He was black, pinned me on the ground, and I feared for my life.

I had no choice but to kill him.

Can I have my gun back now, so I can go on with my life please?

[Hoyt]

10. That will certainly be one of the alibis they use.

The NRA certified instructors who teach courses required in many states for a permit, will spend a good bit of time hammering that home. The gun lovers will say they need to know the laws to be legal, but they are most interested in when they can stand their ground and shoot. It's a screwed up system rigged for bigots and gun cultists.

[Egalitarian Thug]

8. Drive to Vegas or Phoenix for the next gun show. n/t

[SoCalMusicLover]

9. Thanks For All The Tips

I am relieved to know that it's much, much easier for me to get a weapon than it is to get an 1/8th of marijuana.

Guns are good, drugs are bad.......mmmmmm kayyyyy.

[Jamaal510]

11. +1

Owning a gun is considered a right, but strangely, health care is not.

[cherokeeprogressive]

12. You have trouble getting weed? Really? In SoCal? Here's a tip... WeedTracker.com

Get a scrip. Find a dispensary.

If it's "much easier" to get a weapon than it is to get weed, you're doing it wrong.