Rush Limbaugh Claims Exercise is A Left Wing Conspiracy

[Shankapotomus]

Audio via MediaMatters: http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/07/11/limbaughs-left-wing-conspiracy-covers-exercise/194837

[byeya]

1. I admit I did not read the link but I have heard wingnut after wingnut bitterly

condemn joggers and bicycle riders. I don't know what to say really except that it's their life and what they are doing is proven to be healthful.
And, my guess is those motorists who crowd, or worse, bike riders are RWers.

[Ilsa]

2. Rush detests exercise. It shows.

Exercise makes a person feel good emotionally with natural endorphins. It improves muscle tone, digestion, flexibility, sexuality, appetite, brain function, what have I left out?

Yeah his disdain for exercise shows.

I think I'll go for a walk.

[Kber]

3. He's totally on to us !!1!

And therefore should never exercise or eat a fresh veggie ever again.

If his fans really loved him, they'd make sure he has a steady supply of potato chips, fried chicken and donuts.

(Oh. And he should feel free to ignore those warnings about Viagra and heart disease. That's a left wing plot too.).

[sadbear]

4. I supposed eating a healthy diet is a left wing conspiracy, too?

Whatever ya gotta tell yourself, Rush.

[byeya]

5. Obese wingnuts think that they are immune from the laws of physiology - How about

passing those smokes around guys! You've discovered our plot.