George Zimmerman Acquitted, Satire Not Yet Possible
George Zimmerman has been found not guilty of second degree murder in the February 26, 2012 shooting of Trayvon Martin.
Theres eventually going to be plenty of idiotic stuff that will be said about this by the usual people Tucker Carlsons Internet Dry Heave n Dogwhistle Repository is undoubtedly writing most of Wonkettes content for the coming week at this moment but for right now, were feeling more than a little sick to our stomach. Wingnuts have been spending the last few weeks salivating over the prospect of riots in the wake of a not guilty verdict; lets hope that they end up disappointed. Already tonight, weve had the obscenity of Zimmermans defense attorneys playing the role of Sore Winners, calling Zimmermans prosecution disgraceful and claiming that if George Zimmerman had been black, he never would have been charged with a crime, which are certainly comments worth mocking, once were finished being nauseated at them.
Its America in 2013, and 6 Florida jurors just said its OK to kill a black 17 year old if youre really scared of black 17 year olds. And now were going to have another wave of triumphal gun-buying.
Were speechless, so here are a couple of links to people who are able to say something coherent about all this. Cord Jefferson at Gawker has this:
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