Most of us on the DU.....

[DainBramaged]

[Just Saying]

1. True story!

Maybe we can split that 22 cents that's in the couch.

[liberal_at_heart]

6. the laundry. My daughter made me laugh one day. She told me that when she does everybody's

laundry she has a system. If she finds less than $5 in the washer she keeps it. If it is more she asks who's it is.

[upaloopa]

2. we wouldn't have to search we don't have any money

[badtoworse]

3. Most, but not all.

[liberal_at_heart]

4. no kidding. Maybe they can help me find some change under the couch cushions.

[leveymg]

7. Or under the couch. You lift your end, and I'll crawl under and look . . .

[hrmjustin]

5. LMFAO!

[Rex]

8. HA! Yeah...we would spend quite some time looking!

They would probably just shoot me, I have no money in the house and I doubt they would want to take a trip with me to the bank.

[NYC_SKP]

9. LOL!

I was robbed on East Houston St on the way to the market, Key Foods on Second IIRC....

Four people in all came up from behind me, one with an arm around my chest and knife to my throat and one on each side going through pockets and one going through my wallet.

They were kind of pushy insisting that I must be carrying drugs but I insisted that I had none, and I asked politely if I might keep my keys and wallet and ID after they took my money.

The knife guy told the others to give me back my papers before they left.

I almost felt like saying "thank you." In fact, maybe I did!

Now that's professional!

[sarisataka]

10. I have kids

They will sniff out any stray coin faster than the dog can get to a dropped hamburger

[oldhippie]

11. Not really funny to some .....

My great grandfather was murdered by a robber looking for his weekly pay of $40. He found it, and left my great grandfather's body under a bridge just outside the home.

[DainBramaged]

12. I am sorry

but how am I suppossed to know that?

[oldhippie]

13. You're not, and you couldn't .....

... but the point remains that the OP is not funny to me.

Peace.