Dear Danny Jim John Billy Bob Bubba...

[originalpckelly]

We know that you are only going to be laid once in your life, and you want it to count, but there are other guys out there who get laid more than a few times. They don't need to have 20 children.

In other news, Virginia is also the same state that allows first cousins to get married.

This might explain why they don't want abortion. It might be a lonely family reunion.

Sorry to the normal people in Virginia, we know you tried, but unfortunately there is a little of the crazy gas coming out of the mines from WV into your state. Good try though.

[FSogol]

1. This is what happens when progressives "send a message" by not voting for Democrats in 2010.

Pretty crappy region bashing, btw.

[originalpckelly]

2. I know...

considering you can still marry your first cousin in CO.



But hey, it's always fun. They know they aren't like that. Aside from WV. Which knows its like that.

Yes, we all know why they had to outlaw it there.

[Kurmudgeon]

3. Don't blame WV for Virginia, we got loose when they turned traitor and left them in 1863.

[Kurmudgeon]

4. Oh, and John Boy and Billy are based in Charlotte.NC.

Can't stand that radio show.