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peacebird

(14,195 posts) Thu Feb 16, 2012, 10:43 PM Feb 2012

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So repubs are all about the missionary- thats the only sex prevented by an aspirin between knees

No wonder they are so obsessed with other peoples sex lives, their own must be duller than dirt!

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So repubs are all about the missionary- thats the only sex prevented by an aspirin between knees (Original Post) peacebird Feb 2012 OP

Well said! Louisiana1976 Feb 2012 #1

can't call him downward-facing dog on mantorum n/t RainDog Feb 2012 #2

<laughing so hard i nearly choked on my beer!> peacebird Feb 2012 #3

this subject just.. inspires me n/t RainDog Feb 2012 #6

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fawke Em Feb 2012 #10

well, there are other positions that also require a separation of the knees fishwax Feb 2012 #4

actually, you can keep your legs together in missonary position, too RainDog Feb 2012 #5

Was going to mention that - don't have to separate legs for missionary to work. (nt) jeff47 Feb 2012 #9

Think outside the box RC Feb 2012 #7

With aspirin gum it's easy (though messy), too bad they discontinued it saras Feb 2012 #8

Louisiana1976

(3,962 posts)

1. Well said!

Reply to peacebird (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 10:50 PM

Feb 2012

RainDog

(28,784 posts)

2. can't call him downward-facing dog on mantorum n/t

Reply to peacebird (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 10:54 PM

Feb 2012

peacebird

(14,195 posts)

3. <laughing so hard i nearly choked on my beer!>

Reply to RainDog (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 10:58 PM

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That was PRICELESS!

RainDog

(28,784 posts)

6. this subject just.. inspires me n/t

Reply to peacebird (Reply #3)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:53 PM

Feb 2012

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)

10. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Reply to RainDog (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 17, 2012, 01:29 PM

Feb 2012

I have tears running down my face.

fishwax

(29,149 posts)

4. well, there are other positions that also require a separation of the knees

Reply to peacebird (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:13 PM

Feb 2012

But, yeah, repubs are all about the missionary. (I've been told it's a sin to have sex any other way :rofl

RainDog

(28,784 posts)

5. actually, you can keep your legs together in missonary position, too

Reply to fishwax (Reply #4)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:53 PM

Feb 2012

except I guess it's not called that. lol.

maybe we need to make up new name for that one: aspirana

jeff47

(26,549 posts)

9. Was going to mention that - don't have to separate legs for missionary to work. (nt)

Reply to RainDog (Reply #5)

Fri Feb 17, 2012, 01:27 PM

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RC

(25,592 posts)

7. Think outside the box

Reply to peacebird (Original post)

Fri Feb 17, 2012, 12:55 AM

Feb 2012

Use tape to hold the aspirin tablet in place.

saras

(6,670 posts)

8. With aspirin gum it's easy (though messy), too bad they discontinued it

Reply to peacebird (Original post)

Fri Feb 17, 2012, 12:59 AM

Feb 2012

The purpose of the aspirin is NOT to prevent sex, it is to distract the female from THINKING ABOUT, or FEELING, sex when it happens. It's okay if she gets pregnant at fifteen, has a baby, and ruins her life, as long as the sex WASN'T FUN.

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