Go long and break left. Please come CAPTION Rick Perry!!!

[skip fox]

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Rick ("The child called. He wants his mind back&quot Perry is saying: "Sure they have their freedom of speech, even those so-called Freedom of Choice progressives and feminist communists! . . . They don't have to like the new abortion law. . . But we got rights too! . . . We gotta right not to listen, for instance. . . . So let them have their rallies, somewhere outside of Austin. . . . Let 'em rent a high school cafeteria and exercise their freedom of speech until they're blue in their face. . . . By the way, did you ever see so many ugly cows in one place?"

[Thinkingabout]

1. Rick Perry is a shame in the history to the state of Texas. The Muslim Brotherhood is critized by

many and they are the radical right who wants to overlook the rights of women, I hear the same from the radical GOP. What is the difference, one is in the middle east and the other is in the USA. Rick Perry associates himself with the Tea Party and the radical right of the GOP. I am in hopes the women in Texas will rise up and start getting rid of this bunch of radicals. We need sanity.

[skip fox]

2. "On my tombstone, there's gonna be crossed AK-47s just below

Our Lord's crucified feet, and on the back, a cowboy on board with Columbus discovering America while shaking hands with Sam Houston, and a couple angels floating over a small representation of The Alamo when the guns are blaring all around, and below Shirley Temple singing a song to bring the children of the orphanage to Christ . . . You bet I'm going to heaven!!!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "Does this red tie make my ass look big?"

[Trailrider1951]

4. Just look up "Douche-bag" in the dictionary

This is the picture you'll see:

[Faux pas]

5. He sounded more intelligent

when he said 'oops'. If the quote above is true, he's toast. Yikes.

[skip fox]

6. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport. But we often

try to channel our subject to satirize them.

[Faux pas]

7. Are you giving me a verbal spanking?

I know what CAPTIONing is. Sorry I didn't play the game correctly, sheesh. It's snippy snarks like you that have taken most of the fun out of this pop stand. Be proud.