Republican Jesus still at it...

[kpete]

[The Magistrate]

1. Beautiful, Ma'am

[ZombieHorde]

2. I love this.

I had to click on this thread again to see its awesomeness.

[tblue]

3. Didn't we hear they were rewriting the Bible

to remove the "liberal" parts? This had to be in this new one. The New New Testament.

[LAGC]

5. ...

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:The_Conservative_Bible_Project

[Nanjing to Seoul]

4. If they are minority, deny them their humanity. If they are poor, blame them for not being wealthy

If they are wealthy, bendth down and kisseth their ass and give them tax breaks to createth jobs overseas.

[blkmusclmachine]

6. .

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[progressoid]

7. I wish I had that last night.

Dealing with a couple of xians bitching about the poor and immigrants.

[Vietnameravet]

8. GOP Jesus Precepts

Don't feed the hungry, they abuse food stamps.

Don't help the poor, it only makes them lazy.

Don't cure the sick , it only encourages bad behavior.

Damned are the peacemakers, they are a bunch of surrender monkeys!

[Vietnameravet]

9. WND actually has some of the revisions like

cutting the adultery story in which Jesus says: “He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone at her.” Jesus was showing Himself to be soft on crime!



http://www.wnd.com/2009/10/113599/

[99Forever]

10. But don't forget the multiple assists the Republiconnians...

... get from the Blue Dogiconnians and Third Wayiconnians.

[Sparky 1]

11. Priceless, and right on point.

[Curmudgeoness]

12. The gun is a classy addition.

I get scared of some of these Taliban-Christians when I hear them sounding just like this. Obviously they read a different Bible than I have read.

[Liberal Veteran]

13. The picture looks like it belongs on a romance novel. -nt

[Curmudgeoness]

14. Fabio Jesus.....

[Liberal Veteran]

15. Whispering Prophet.

[ErikJ]

16. The Conservative Bible

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