...cock-blocking The Almighty!

[tk2kewl]

Colbert was hilarious last night.

First off he did a great job shaming The Westminster Kennel Club on their dropping of the Pedigree dog food ads that highlighted the plight of shelter dogs.

But when he got to the contraception controversy he hit a home run.

"...sex isn't two drunk strangers getting their freak on at closing time. It is the mystical union of two people inspired to create new physical life while God adds a soul in a divine and ineffably beautiful three-way. So when you use contraception you are not only sinning -- you are cock-blocking The Almighty!"

http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/tue-february-14-2012-william-j--broad
(the contraception bit starts around 4:15)

[uponit7771]

1. Two of America's best court jesters on one channel....

[monmouth]

2. Jon Stewart will be on Letterman tonight. Should be fun...n/t

[cleanhippie]

4. And what is really sad is that the jesters are the smartest people in the court.

[Blue Owl]

3. The holy holejack

Feel the wrath!

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. wow..what he did with that banana..

[Redstate Bluegirl]

6. I want to break up Colbert's marriage

She doesn't deserve him!

[Initech]

7. Forget the GOP clown car - Colbert for president!!!